That shit sucked man, what are ya on? My eyes be bleeding bitch, that rhyme put me down You're new to hip hop and welcome if your serious But not on the mic Leave that to the experienced
Hey Ben, step up bitch Nobody cares when you copy their shit You wanna try to put me down I'll fuck your ass up And when I bring you right down You better not look up
I'm not sure what to say now, ya owned me I respect your shit now, can we be homies? I owned Hawk but for you, I got no shit But don't worry all, I ain't ready to quit
These rhymes are horrible they make me want to puke/ You can't win a battle if your win was a fluke/ Claiming victory would be nice if your battle was won/ But it never finished, well that's it my work here is done/
Yeah um, I will be posting an actual audio verse addressing all you hoe-ass wankstas tomorrow. Be warned.
Here I go imma begin this rap yall gotta sit here and listen to this crap I can't rhyme cuz I got no skill I'm sure Minus's rap will have more thrill
Now be warned that I'm not being any sort of serious here. If you're insulted then grow up. http://www.zshare.net/audio/823714675be3c24d/ Now waiting for someone to post so I can make a new one.
I enter the battle, step to the tone I have you screaming "Please, leave me alone" The defeat crimson, you're all over the floor Make another sound and I'll just give you some more I'm really not in the mood to play games A fame proclaimed, pained you too, chained your mind, put you in the zoo your motto's "the lotto of the damned" like processed meat, you're looking like country ham If you don't know the words I'm saying, it'll be hard to catchup can't connect any of the pieces, damn, it's time to fess up wanna Kill audio, recreate the waves? Subtract from the nothingness that you're heart displays? Been a solider for a while but now you'll be in the grave This is is a battle that you've lost, your personal end of days.
Colonel S dot, you win this thread/ Your rhymes spun helixes and wrapped through my head/ Wait, just kidding this game is mine/ You are a another forgotten contestant, better luck next time/
bout time you step off that pedistool u put yourself on even with no one around how can battle against a guy who's done it for an audience oh my guess who's goin' down hah ha you know yea you joe shmo come at me bro lets dance no u can't move your feet worth shit please tell us the name generator yea the one you got your name from man your lack a game makes me sick what kinda rap name is polychromatic? polychromatic polychromatic you know i just send the love this shit be easy as pie betcha moms cry when a pull out the doves along with the cloves just goes to show you were raised by a hoe/ oh no ha i aint disrespectin man all this sweet shit talk is just what we expected lemmme explain it how to rap man so even someone like you can understand so take a word and riff on it take another word then spin on it oh but please/ please save your breath/ this fun stuff aint really worth shit especiialy next to a contestant like plychromatic u aint got none of this just hit me back on purpose tell me about streaming of your consciousness man oh please save yourself before the mess just pass the test i dont be hatin but im just sayin watch me go up top hey you; yea you here;s a ribbon thanks for participatin!
What the fuck is that shit Sanders? You know what can writes better than you? God Damn Pandas. They don't even know our native language, So get the hell back in the kitchen and make me another sandwich. This isn't your forum to be messing in, Oh by the way you got a little on your chin. LMFAO. That was fail.
All hail the almighty alrighty then you tottaly bombed on that one then again I just pressed backspace to retrace some steps haha thats not like me true; more like you haha but then again we're all imperfect and we're all human man this is honest art straight from the heart the best part is... acchhooo ahh sorry im just allergic to bullshit bad jokes is just a big pet peeve please oh baby please don't walk around with that seamen on your sleeve nor the heart, cuz you know the best part of this rap battle is comin right up after you mop the deck right after I cash the cheques nah man u make great shit/ no disrespect just had to scroll up to see your garbage again ill say its the process not the end now I got plenty of shit to say man I could go on all night but I won't cuz after your done you;ll be outta mind outta sight byeaaaaaaaaaaaa
Here we've got colonal de sanders And his pack of wild mouthed pandas I don't take shit served with salt and pepper Gotta reserve that for the poor assed leppers.
wtf was that? call me when you get ur brain back ahh hellll no i just didn't time to dismantle yall prick by prick roger that time to focus back on a brand new attack bet yall spendin way too long to come up with this shit just let it flow out you'll still be fallin down in a lil bit aint no body betta than me you will start to see how things are gonna be come aboard and we can party yea baby its what comes before part b got ma bling bling flyin all around i hope you bounce back when you fall to the ground haa no seriously time for me to end this rappin seriously, no, time for you to go back to the kitchen pleeeease brappp brapp when I say beiber my you say balls beiber my
Nobody took my challenge to actually record a verse. Oh well. Massive insult of Colonel Sanders and the rest of you weaklings later.
I wasn't being completely serious on it, but it was fun to do. Especially attempting to sound as stereotypically white as possible. Like I said, I'll be posting a new one tomorrow, probably.
lol I could tell you weren't being serious, and it was pretty damn funny! edit: I won't be serious either http://www.zshare.net/audio/828707185c6f4419/ here it is. on a really cheap mic. trying to channel a mix of B.O.B. and Nicki Minaj and stupidity lol