This game involves one person making a wish and the next person granting the wish but making it worse. EXAMPLE(Thank you Mr. Spell Hybrid ) Poster #1- I wish for the next Linkin Park album. Poster #2- Granted, but you will receive the album as a cassette tape. I wish for a really fast car. Poster #3 - Granted, but the car is shaped like a penis. And so on... I'll start first. I wish I could fly.
Here we go then. I hope this is right. Granted, but you can only fly for 2 seconds. I wish i had a big house.
Granted, but you left it out in the hot Georgia sun and the screen assplodes. I wish for world peace. lulz
Granted, but mis-read. You get a Klondike Bear. Have fun with that one. I wish for some delicious Salmon.
Granted, but then you get food poisoning from eating the salmon. I wish for a new stereo system for my car.
Awesome thread. Granted, but I couldn't get your radio or your CD player to work. I wish could meet Emma Watson
Granted, however, she is suffering from the worst halitosis flare up in years. I wish I could sleep right now.
Granted, but you're going to have a nightmare about Derek coming in your bedroom and planking right in front of you lankingderek: I wish I could have some pizza
Granted, but the pizza guy got lost and took your pizza to the wrong house. I wish that I Could visit space!
Granted, but it's actually a replica built set of the movie Spaceballs. I wish I had a three-way didlo gun as seen in Eurotrip.
Granted... Thanks for buying me a new house and everything else I could ever want. I wish I didn't have allergies.
Granted, but I just kicked you in the balls and now you have internal bleeding and need immediate medical care. I wish I was president of the United States
Granted, but your wife, the first lady, is Hillary Clinton and she has you by the balls at all times. I wish I had a piece of pie.
Granted, but I had to break your finger too take your mind off the pain in your foot. I wish that it was Saturday.