Speak in Haiku

Talk just like Minus
Only speak in Haiku here
And don't fuck it up

 

OK then lets go
I don't see the point in this
But lets roll with it.

 

I'll try my best
Though it really is a challenge
How is this

 

Your doing it wrong
Please go check Minus' sig
To learn the haiku

 

Ok, one more time
Let's see if I understand
How am I this time

 

I prefer limericks.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who implored his girlfriend to suck it
But she gave his manhood a nip
With a sharpened razor on the tip
Of his bellend, now in a bucket

 

Lol.

 

This is amusing
I shall post my own right now
Hope you all like it


There once was a man in Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true

 

This has become lame.
But if it's just in THIS thread
I guess it's okay.

 

Haha xD This ALMOST made me agree to you being awesome... ALMOST!

 

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DOOOOOOOO?!?!?!

 

That was the closest thing I had to being "poetic"

 

I lolled for real

 

I do not know how to make a Haiku
And I was worried of what I would do
So I scrolled through the thread
Many posts I have read
Now with limmericks my post won't be poo!
... Much. I suck at stuff like this.

 

Thats awesome.