The 'meh' game

Meh, I have knives for breakfast everyday.

I beat Terminator on a fight with only a pinch

 

Meh, I beat him just when I breath on him

I lost a bet and had to eat crisps with milk and I didn't vomit

 

Meh, I drank beer mixed with milk and didn't throw up.

I am Victoria's Secret.

 

Meh, you just was Victoria's Secret in your dream because I am Victoria's secret.

I have a pimple in my EAR.

 

Meh, I have pimples in my knees, arms and buttcrack.

I suck at Science.

 

Meh, I am a mad scientist.

I like to eat fries with that.

 

Meh, I eat fries with everything.

I can play the flute with my nose.

 

Meh, I can play the guitar with my tongue.

I just slept 2-3 hours a day since 3 months and I am still hyperactive !

 

Meh, I don't even sleep, I photosynthesise

I've got a special edition Dark Knight Rises cup from when I went to the midnight premiere.

WITH MAGNETIC BATARANG.

 

Meh, I've got the entire collection of special cups from all the batman series.

I've got a kitty so HAH!

 

Meh, I have a fluffy Lhasa Apso dog.

I have four eyes. >_>

 

Meh, I have twenty

I have leastwhile twenty teddy bears

 

Meh, I got a hundred real lions...

I can fart with my ears.

 

Meh, I can fart with my knees

I live at the strictest parents

 

Meh, my parents are former dictators.

I can have two phone conversations at the same time.

 

Meh, I had three phone conversations, watched TV and ate crisps.

I hadn't a TV in my room til I was 12!

 

Meh, whats a "TV"?

Im going to Olympics this year.

 

Television, sorry, in Germany we just say TV sometimes

Meh, I was the last two times there.
I am going to have a BBQ

 

I'M BRINGING THIS SHIT BACK!

Meh, I'm gonna have 30 BBQs placed all over my house.

Placebo have a new single!

 

Meh, stonesour is releasing a double album.

i can sleep with my eyes open.