Helllll yeahhhhh get yer gunz and firewerks cuz its Murica's birthday. I'm wearing my bald eagle suit with an American flag cape as we speak. Today we celebrate getting away from those dirty Brits (and good thing too, look at them with Brexit). We've become the greatest country in the world and have resisted all the communists like Sweden and Russia. If you don't live in America, well you're wrong and you should come here as quickly as possible. MURICA
Already got my freedum friez in the deep fryer YEAH BURGERS ready 2 b FLIPPED Marinated in FREEDUM SAUCE Greatest country in the GALAXY TTYANK UUU TRUMP 4 ALL U DO sparklers strapped 2 my chihuahua - we r ready 2 ROCK 2 nite All that's left 2 do is put on my TED NUGENT ALBUMMSSS UUUUGGH
NPR tweeted the dedeclaration of independents and trump supporters claimed they were being oppressed and that NPR was being biased. Hmm.
LET FREEDOM RINNNNNNNNNG Nah man we just want the world to know how great America the only democracy in the world is. LAND OF THE FREE. EUROPE IS FULL OF COMMIES.