A Thousand Puns

Break from the habit of simple puns

 

don’t turn your back on puns
puns won’t be ignored

 

I hate when you say you don't punderstand, you'll see it;s not meant to be

 

This thread is holding up a light
Chasing out the darkness inside

 

I don't know how this thread got this way, it'll never be alright

 

One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you keep this thread alive

 

I wish it wasn't so. I know what it takes to move on, I know what it means to lie. All I wanna do is trade this life for something new. Holding on to what I haven't got.

 

Chester: "Man playing guitar and singing is hard."
Mike: "Do you want to take a break then?"
Chester: "What's that?"
Mike: "Do you want to take a break?"
Chester: "No, because it is fun. And if you don't have fun then you aren't doing it right."

 

Our puns thread turned to ash, so cold

 

Everything is not gonna be fine in this thread

 

I'll keep posting in this trash thread

Until it's gone

 

Dang, this forum has been reduced to Wastelands

 

I bet y'all think Kaczynski had a good point.

 

reviving this thread was all for nothing amirite

 

Well, whatcha waiting for? Are you anticipating more?

 

What am I waiting for? I'm waiting for the end to come.

 

I hope this thread is one step closer to the edge (about to break)

 

We need to remember sharp edges have consequences, I guess this thread will have to learn that for itself.

 

you could say that we like to think we're never wrong.

 

we knew this thread had to go all along.