Random Thoughts 8

So, in like an hour, D'espairs Ray are playing, and i'm not fucking there. I'm pissed off.

 

1 gallon of milk, 1 bottle of strawberry Crusha = Milkshake challenge = Me puking pink milk everywhere in town = Funny day.


Was disgusting yet strangely hilarious Feel so fucking sick now though haha... I've a party to go to tonight aswell!

 

Shit!


I think I just ruined my ipod! This fucking sucks.




Hello hun, St0f the cow will have a baby in thirteen days. Since you're St0f you have some suggestions for the name? It should be a four lettered name max.

 

*coughs*suggestDAVE*coughs*

 

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ahhh. demonbaby has the best blogs ever.

 

It sucks to hear your iPod's broken. Do you think it can be fixed?

And about that cowSt0f'sbaby's name. I don't know. All cownames I know have fiveletters.

But I think Dave has an idea.

 

Well now I know i'm not getting an iPod for Xmas

Anyways, just saying hi to all...was going to stay on here for a little, but have to cut the grass...be back soon.

 

oh god.

i think a part of me just died. shit.

 

@Aishalove- *erases Dedicated's suggestion* Mali.

No! Friskey come back!

Hey, Jesse hold on, just be stro-

Ahem. Bye!

 

Surprisingly, Battle Royale which i think is uberly graphic in a really wrong way, isn't as gross and doesn't make me feel physicaly sick like Elfen Lied does. I don't know, maybe it's the American drawing style. I can never take American cartoon violence seriously.

 

I find some cartoon violence funny. The way when someone's getting roundhouse-kicked to pluto, how there's prettymuch always a speech bubble with something like, "uhhh", "unh", or "arrgh" nearby

 

Haha yeah

 

Oh. That's so lame.

Hostile Ground, my favorite Massachusetts Underground HXC Band...IS BREAKING UP.

Commmmme onnnnnnnnn.

You guys annihilated coldread, and now you're being queer? Not even cool man.

*fumes*

 

Ofcourse! I is stupid! Hehe..

So it's a tie between Debs and Mali.

 

They're both great for a cow. j/k.

 

*indignant noise*

 

w00t. just bought The Crusade.

 

Sorry, Mali (and Debs).

 

Apology accepted!

 

Phew.

So what was that fun thing you were going to do this morning, that you couldn't remember last night?