The LPA Awards 2007 (No Lie.)

PRESENTING: THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AND WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT...

THE 2007 LINKIN PARK ASSOCIATION FORUM AWARDS SHOW (LOL'Z)



VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. RESULTS WILL BE POSTED WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. THANK YOU FOR VOTING!


Yes everyone, put down your pick axes and shovels, and stop knocking on my door...because the 2007 Linkin Park Association Forum Awards are finally here after an unnecessarily long wait. I tried to make some new categories and do away with ones that weren't as creative from previous shows, so hopefully you like what I have, and I wish everyone the best of luck in winning. VOTING IS NOW CLOSED. RESULTS WILL BE POSTED WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. THANK YOU FOR VOTING!

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The Ego Booster Award (Favorite Member)

Which member do you cherish the most on the boards, and who is worthy of a bigger ego than they already have?



Special Ed's Special Person Award (YAY!)

We're all special in our own way. But only one LPAer is worthy of the title of most special. Place your vote as to who you feel is the most unique member out of anyone on the LPA forums.



If Sexy Never Left, Then Why Is Everyone On My Shit? Award (Hottest Boy and Hottest Girl)

Secretely, this is actually asking who is the SECOND hottest, because nobody here is actually as sexy as me (*not serious*). Who do you feel is the most attractive boy and most attractive girl of the LPA forums? Vote for the opposite sex only kthnx.



Cyber Sex Is Just Another Way of Saying I Love You (Best LPA/Internet Couple)

I know who should win this, but I will be fair and let you decide. Who do you feel is the best net couple on the LPA? Please note that Chris and Tomi are not a valid choice and all votes for them will go un-counted.



Sucking Up Will Not Get You A Moderator Position (Best Staff Member)

Three time winner Mark Norman is looking to take the crown back from previous winner Andrea. Will he accomplish his wish, or will he be pwned in a glorious Spartan fashion? Only time will tell. Black hole of death sold separetely.



No You Do Not Spell Boring with an A (Most Intelligent Member)

Which member here spent more time hittin the books instead of 'hittin it' with the ladies? [/lame]



TRULY EPIC LULZ (Funniest Member)

Lawlz, u r so funni. place ur vote 4 t3h biggest lollermaker plz. kthnx.



Scratch Me With Your Nails (Most Perverted Girl and Most Perverted Guy)

Loosen up your buttons, and put your back into it. It's time to show us who put the X in Sex. Place your vote for the most shameful, sick..and most importantly..perverted LPA boy and girl.



This Shit's The Stuff of Legends (Best Thread....Ever.)

Which thread exemplifies the LPA and stands as an example of what this fine forum has to offer? This is your chance to put a thread in the record books, so please vote wisely folks.



.83w583758587538djfghjd Award. (Most Random Member)

Wh0 iz t3h m0s7 r@nd0m 1p4 m3mb3r11?!1111!....................MOO.



If I Have To Host Another Award Show I May Just Go And End It All (Most Confrontational/Controversial Member)

Yeah, I hate you too, and I'm glad you hate my website. Now stfu and place your vote for the most confrontational/controversial member before I windmill kick you to the face.



Those Mothafuckas Didn't Last Too Long (Banned Person You Miss)

Sure they caused a forum war, and sure we got pleasure out of kicking them off of the forums...but sometimes it's just so hard to say goodbye. Place your vote for who you wish would return to the boards.



Welcome To The Black Parade (Best Newbie)

Which new person actually uses proper punctuation and spelling, and thus has won your respect? This applies to all members who have joined within the last year, so please post your vote for best n00b.



Startin' The War To End It (Best Debater)

Since on LPA a debate usually leads to insults about a person's intelligence and inflated egos...who does the best job of pretending to really know it all? (You're wrong by the way.)

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You may not skip any categories and all votes must be sent in a PM with the subject "LPA Awards 2007 Nominations" so that I may lump all votes together into one big notepad document to keep tally. Furthermore, when the final results are posted, I will be posting the top 2 from each category along with how many votes they received in order to prove the fairness of any results posted. Happy voting and once again good luck to all!
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Anyone is welcome to vote (even people who are technically in the 'running'), but of course I'd advise having a month to dwell over your choices Will, due to you just coming back like you said.

And good, I tried to make these awards memorable and beyond ridiculous.

 

Lolcat says thank you.

 

OK, fuck the voting. Anyone who can put together an awards thing like this using nothing but lolcats deserves all of the fucking awards

 

Lolcats are the fucking shit!

www.icanhascheezburger.com FTW.

 

Enough commenting, how about some votes people? lol.

So far only 2 people have submitted votes. That's a tad pathetic.