Ask a Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

Because we're privileged to have a genius like Gan amongst us

Why do people dance?

 

So they can expand the circumfrence of there heads FACT!

How many times can someone sprint around the earth before choking on grass?

 

!!! That made me laugh, man.

Um.. I predict TWICE!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

As much wood as a wood chuck can chuck

Why is junk food so god dam tasty?

 

Actually I think it was like 2.5... something.

Junk food tastes so damn tasty because its not full of brussel sprouts

Why do Rhinos practice humping on giraffes?

 

Because they can't tell the difference between even a tree and a blade of grass.

What's a language?

 

Jesse. aka Gan

Where do parents come from?

 

Flowers...

Can a square be round?

 

Yes. But only when you're so doped up you can't tell the difference between green and blue.

How many elephants can you fit in a milk carton?

 

Several 3.14's

How many emoticons could you place in a row before a moderator warns you?

 

Like 3 I'm guessing? lol.

Whats the square root of Pi?

 

Wee

If Uranus wasnt a planet what would it be?

 

It would be someone else's anus.

If a cow farts equal 3 kilograms of methane a day then how close are we to global warming?

 

We are already dead

Why does the sun rise from the East?

 

Because the giant octopus likes to move it around that way.

Do you hate people that hate hating things that make people hate people and hate things that make haiting hating things hate you?

 

Hell yes (Even though I got lost at the second part and couldn't be stuffed thinking about it thereon)!

Who smells so bad?!

 

The smelly cat!!!

Why sun is hot?

 

Because the big old dragon doesn't wanna die yet.

Why is my glass made of glass?

 

Because the horse who made it couldn't be bothered making it out of wood.

Why are computers so computery?

 

Because they're made by Bill Gates.

Why is humor fun?