So they can expand the circumfrence of there heads FACT! How many times can someone sprint around the earth before choking on grass?
!!! That made me laugh, man. Um.. I predict TWICE! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Actually I think it was like 2.5... something. Junk food tastes so damn tasty because its not full of brussel sprouts Why do Rhinos practice humping on giraffes?
Yes. But only when you're so doped up you can't tell the difference between green and blue. How many elephants can you fit in a milk carton?
It would be someone else's anus. If a cow farts equal 3 kilograms of methane a day then how close are we to global warming?
Because the giant octopus likes to move it around that way. Do you hate people that hate hating things that make people hate people and hate things that make haiting hating things hate you?
Hell yes (Even though I got lost at the second part and couldn't be stuffed thinking about it thereon)! Who smells so bad?!
Because the horse who made it couldn't be bothered making it out of wood. Why are computers so computery?