I don't know what you'd call this. Other than stupid lame punnery. But I find it hilarious, which probably means it will off the first page within the week. Anyway. We pick a theme, and think of as many shite plays on names as we can relating to the theme. But don't make up a new theme till we've exhausted the previous one sufficiently please. Or you'll feel my wrath. Anyway. Animals Giraffael Nadal Leonardo de Catrio Mark Whaleberg Pony Blair Siberian Tiger Woods Brad Delsongbird Mongeese Witherspoon Lion Ritchie George Bush-Pig Pandy Roddick Meerkat Stevens Jason Piggs Monica Weaseles Jack Black Panther Flamingo Starr Mel Chooks Drew Canary Antelope Cruz Camelron Diaz Alpaca-ino CrocoMiles Davis Zebrad Pitt Tombat Cruise Fawn Fraser Gila Tequila Amy Chimpanlee Pelèphant Mustang Sally Field Paula AbBull Richard donKeys Natalie Basaliskthwaighte Matt Damonkey George Kangalooney Badgerard Way Cougary Glitter Salamanderick Oswald Benicio del Taurus Igauna Ivanovic Feel free to re-use animals or names.
Nohawk Djokovic Evangelion Lilly Alicia Donkeys Jay Zebra Tigerard Way Beyonce Cowles Hennifer Lopez Justin Tigerlake Kylie Midogue Amoeba Franklin Frog Durst Man this is stupid. But I like it haha
Noah Wyle's Ark DolPhin Collins Ryan Seahorse Sting-Ray Leonard Reindeer Wolfcastle Sean "P.Diddy" Raccoon Stevie Wonderat Mr. T-Rex Manta Ray Charles Termite Patton Tuna Thurman Tickolas Cage
I've got Coffee all over my keyboard now. Dung Beatle Hoffman Britney Deers Toucan Samwise Gamgee Eric Pelicantona Ape Simpson Albattross McBeal Aardvark Hoppus Koalassandro Del Piero Frododo Baggins Gandolphin the Grey
Alright enough of animals. Time for. Sexual Reference Diane Fondle RejecTed Logan Justin Timberfake Orgasms Michael Jackmeoff Diego Foreplay
Christopher Stalken Jeff Probe(st) MarryHer Sharapova Martina Unhingedress Britney Queers Princess LayHer Hand Solo Chester Get Her to Beddington J-Blo Boris Feckher Justine Henin Hardon Travestito Jackson
Food and Drink Crispopher Reeve Cherry Seinfeld Chevy Case of Wine Jack Daniels Bauer Robert de Near the Snacks Johnny cheese and Depp Ewan Motzarella Please sir, can I have some Roger Moore? Shaquille O'Meal David, Hyde the Beers Ronald Reaging for a Steak Two Pack Shakur Will get you Smith chips. Sylvester the Stoveson John Revolta Mince Vaughn Pretzel Washington Chris Corn Cobbs Jenna Flameson the Barbeque Jude Straw
Pots and Pans! In the Kitchen Wynona Ryeder Lleyton Spew-it Roger Fed Her, Sir! David Becks-am Bread Pitt Tommy Spaghetti Achilles meel. Starvie Wonder Breaking Bread, Jam, Gin. Monica Gellato Rachel Green Peas Jennifer Kidney and a stone. Phoebe Buffet