Random Thoughts 16

Double Quarter Pounder sounds awesome right about now.

 

And it's 24 hours. Once walked there drunk from my mates house near Redfield College.

Best experience of my young life.

 

Surely it's not the closest maccas to Redfield though...?

 

Nah Dural is. But it was 1 am and it was shut. So we made an executive descision to walk there.

What a night.

"The Hills District" Thoughts

 

Dude, you should have been there at the last 18th I went to. About halfway through the night, 150 or so of us drunk under-agers made the trek down to the local 24 hour Maccas. Got there, and the fucking manager doesn't even attempt to serve us, just says "if you don't leave, I'm calling the cops". Which she did. And then they turned up.

My excuse was I just wanted my fucking bacon and egg McMuffin!

Good times.

 

I'm surpised I haven't been arrested while talking shit to the the cops at Showground Maccas.

150? Fucking hell. I'd shoot myself. Our trek was about 10 of us. Took us 4 hours. A great bonding session. So many things happened along the way though. Making Beer-Jager in the middle of the road, etc. I can't be fucked going into detail. But it's just one of those things you'll always remember.

 

lol Showie Maccas...
So many great fights in that carpark...

 

I honestly reckon getting drunk while under age is just somehow more fun than doing it once you're 18.

One of the (two) reasons I'll still go to high school house parties even once I'm 18.

 

Toolie

 

No way!

Nothing beats going up to the bar and downing tequila shots, or ordering Long island iced tea's and seeing who can down it the fastest. Way more hot girls at pubs, RSL's and clubs than there ever were at house parties. There's like a rule you can't be ugly if you come in.

No ones gonna make you a Long island iced tea at a house party, or provide bottles of tequila.

 

Wonder what the other one is

 

The host's mum.

P.S. You're all posting too slowly. Pick up the pace. It was hectic before when Will was on.

 

Well, as awesome as tonight's session has been, I'm off.
Can't concentrate on the phone call I'm having with a rather attractive girl thanks to you lot...

 

What a cop out.

Stay on. I'll guide you through it. You'll have a first date by the end.

I guarantee it.

 

I can't find any Paul Jewell torrents.

 

It's obviously not the cute 16/17 year olds or anything.

Actually, a couple of my mates have decent looking mums. And here I was thinking they only existed in myth.

 

I already do

'friends' though

 

Why the fuck would you want to see that? haha.

Then you'll be in her pants by the end of the coversation.

16. Jesus. Can't imagine going to a party with people that young.

 

Jordan, there's no such thing as a 'friend's date'. You'll have made it to second by the end of it, I reckon.

 

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