Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

GUILTY!

 

Holy shit...

Someone I used to go to school with whom I lost contact with when I left 3 years ago got married last year and had a kid...it was so tragic though, the child died shortly after being born because of complications of it being premature. I can't believe all that happened in 3 years though...they're still only 20 aswell, it's insane.

 

Dude...I hate being back in school

 

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

 

gotta go to ikea today. i hope they have my kitchen utensils

 

Something's wrong with me, because I just greatly expanded my music collection, with about ten or twelve SHRED albums. I normally hate shred.

 

i also realise that not getting my diploma is a realistic probability and it will hinder my future promotion to sergeant.

 

RAHFAGA!!! hehehehe

 

Nothing is ever how it seems.

 

WWE can't decide where Kofi Kingston is from. First it was Jamaica, then it was Chicago and now it's Ghana lol

 

Brawndo is completely full of electro-lytes.
And it helps plants grow, and thus, you shouldn't drink water.
Because water is from the toilet and i've never seen plants grow out of the toilet.

 

*sniffles*

 

WTF, we went from a sky that looked like it was on fire to a overcast gray gloomy day in about 5 minutes.

 

Why does the sun rise in the west here?

 

^^^^Are you sure your not facing the wrong direction lol

 

Yes. My bedroom window is the same side as the golden gate bridge which is the gateway to the pacific aka west. Every morning I'm woken up by the sun rising because my curtains aren't up yet lol

 

First time on the highway ^^

 

http://bonerparty.tumblr.com/

Easily the best thing on the internet right now.

(besides porn and charlieissocoollike goes without saying.)

 

Luke, if your bedroom window faces the side where Alcatraz is, you are facing East.