Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

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    Luke

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    It's too late Joe...It's...just...too late :cry:
     
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    But you said you loved me too. :( You're a dirty player. :cry:

    Luke: Lovely :)
     
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    Well I never. :cry:

    It's never too late. Please. There's still time for us to try again. :cry:

    :eek: You're so evil for taking him away from me. I'll never forgive you!
     
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    I...need time to think.

    For now, it's coffee time with Arlene.
     
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    Mwhaha I win. Suck on that, Joe.
     
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    You know what! Keep your stupid time and your shitty coffee with Arlene! Next girl to post in here is coming on a date with me! I'm sick of your masculine ass. Yours too Arlene! :p
     
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    Wow...it's gonna take a special kind of porn later to make up for this dialogue. :lol:
     
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    Well I am posting but I can't go on a date with Joe. Sorry. LOL
     
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    :eek: Too much LPA baggage? Nevermind. :(

    I see Andrea browsing the forum though. Now there's someone I could get on board with. :shifty:
     
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    You wouldn't wanna go on a date with him anyway Jen...on our first date he spiked my drink with a combination of roofies and viagra!
     
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    Pfffft, don't listen to him ladies, they're all lies! That and the fact that the viagra was the only way he could get it up.
     
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    I am trying to keep my sanity, and yeah, well everyone knows how the last time I got involved with someone from here ended. I don't think I want that again in this life time or any other.
     
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    That's because you drugged me so many times...it's a wonder how it even works anymore! :cry:
     
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    Plus I have someone that keeps me entertained....
     
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    It doesn't work. I told you it was good when it really wasn't for years. It felt like I was being pleasured by a flaccid giraffes ear for years. Pfft, Arlene, you're in for a treat. :rolleyes:
     
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    Everyone knows you're a liar now though so anything you say is a lie!

    Besides you wern't great either...you couldn't get past 4 inches if you tried. :p
     
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    Well maybe if you unclenched a little and didn't complain it hurt too much when I went beyond 4"...
     
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    Okay maybe we should give this a rest for a bit. The thoughts aren't very pleasant. :lol:
     
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    Man, that kinda went over the edge there, bahaha. :lol:
     
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    Which is why I'm pleading for an inter-mission in our little perverted soap opera thing. :lol:
     
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