Pants-Shitting Stories

I still can't believe it made me sick! lol!

 

At least he actually made it inside of the loo walls.

 

Sorry Dude, but what the hell was that

 

Oliver would slit his throat and bleed to death if he knows his story/pictures are now on the internet

 

epic Joe!

 

That dooksplatter looks like:

 

Joe wins.

 

The bar has been raised.

 

Fuck you

 

Wonder how long this thread will last?

 

Until someone shits in it?

OH

 

oh, ive got one more strory for u all: more of the college umkc days.

One day, my roommate bought these bars. She had about 3 of them bc they must of had been good tasting. Next thing you know it, she kept going to the restroom so much. She was wondering why? Then she handed the bars all to me. They were pretty good and I got addicted to them. I must of had 7 of them. I tell you I have the most baddest munchies ever. As my reaction thingy, I gassed so much then I felt something wierd about to explode! I almost shitted in my pants. then we figured out that it must of had been those fiber bars. THey are very good at shitted-ding!! *THey are very good at making you shit!! we were laughing so hard it was too funny.

 

Thats fucking sick Joe lmao

 

Jedibeaner likes this thread.

 

"I do have one pants-shitting story, and it just so happens to also be the story of how Death From Above 1979 got their name."

 

Well you see what happened was that One day i decided to have a lot of Spicy Mexican Food, The Next Day I shit myself In the Store.

 

one day in umkc college years, my old roommate told me this story about what happened to her sister: she was on a farm one day and saw a cow. It was a female cow. That cow had utters and my old roommates sister...well someone told her that this cow might be pregnant. There is only one way to tell-it is to stick your hand in the cow's rear end! She did that, but while she was doing that, that same cow farted a BIG fart while her hand was in the cows rear end. Imagine the smell on her face bc her hand was in that cow. i just blurted out laughing so hard. if i was there, id pay attention to the look on her face once the cow farted. i would try not to laugh, but u know me id blurt it out!!

 

"Challenge-hot" wings at the bar last week. I told the kitchen staff "try to kill me, and that's a challenge".

Got them all down the hatch (would never live it down if I didn't), and the next morning was NOT pretty. At all.

Man, it feels good to feel alive though!

(oh, and I'm back, everyone)

 

I don't know if this counts but when I was like 1 my dad had taken me to the grocery store with him. I was wearing a University of Pittsburgh outfit and my dad had his Pitt sweatshirt on. He was carrying me and saw that I had diarrhea and it was leaking from my diaper. It got all over his sweatshirt. So, we went back home but when he put me in my car seat he put his sweatshirt in the seat so that it wouldn't get poop all over it. His sweatshirt was covered in it already anyway. The end.