Corrupt A Wish

Denied ..?

 

the game's gone to shit...

 

Haha. . . Yeah

 

I wish no one will close this thread.

 

Granted, but they close "Word Association" instead

I wish people would stop ruining games.

 

granted, 1STPKLOSER posts in every thread

i wish people would respect my views

 

Granted, but you no longer have any views

I wish I wasn't so cool.

 

granted, your cool in the sense that you live in a freezer for the rest of your life

i wish humans had a built in printer so i don't have to walk there

 

Granted, but it malfunctions and causes you to blow up

I wish I wasn't so sore

 

Granted, but that only means you don't feel the soreness of being prison raped over and over again for the rest of your life.

I wish I was British.

 

Granted, but it still doesn't mean Ree fancies you XD

I wish I could move to the mountains

 

granted, as soon as you move to the mountains the surface goes flat... for some reason you still think you live in a mountain

i wish i came a bit earlier to class

 

Granted, you get there and because of it you get an hour long lecture

I wish 1stp's last grant made more sense

 

Granted, but he lost his sense of humor

I wish I can read ppl thought

 

Granted, but you vomit after every thought that you read.

I wish I could tap dance.

 

Granted but shoes are too small now.
I wish I was in Vegas.

 

Granted, but you meet a whore.. oh wait, you're a girl. You meet a gigolo, have sex with him, get pregnant, and have a baby nine months later.

I wish I wasn't sick this week.

 

Granted now you're sick for the rest of the month.
I wish I had a new radio.

 

Granted, but it picks up no signal

I wish to be left alone

 

Granted, but your the last person on the planet and your glasses break. Twilight zone, anyone?

I wish the DMV would die a horrible death