Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but because I have no idea who/what it is, its you instead

I wish I knew who this guy is.

 

Granted, but i thought you weren't supposed to talk to strangers.

I wish i could hypnotize people with a conker.

 

Granted, but you end up hypnotising yourself into obeying my every order

I wish I didn't just spill my drink down me.

 

Granted, you choked yourself to death instead

I wish Monday is not that horrible

 

Granted, but Tuesday is now twice as bad

I wish LP would confirm that the next single is "Burn It Down"

 

Granted, but it's coming out next year.

I wish I didn't have to do chores.

 

granted, you are concentrating on other work

i wish the teacher didnt just put me on the spot

 

Granted, he put one the roof of the school

I wish I could concentrate

 

granted you concentrate how to train your brain to do nothing

i wish i forced my self to do more homework

 

Granted now you're doing homework for everybody that goes to school.
I wish I had more cookies.

 

Granted, (see last time I granted this wish )

I wish Vdalem could think of something else to wish for.

 

Granted, but shes wishing for your death instead

I wish for Justin Bieber's failure

 

Granted, but a Rebecca Black now has increased success

I wish I knew the result.

 

granted the result is in an ancient language unknown to mankind

i wish i knew we had a test today from earlier

 

Granted but life will be nothing but a test!
I wish I had a new pillow.

 

Granted, but its a used one I got at the thrift store. Enjoy sleeping in other peoples sweet and drool

I wish I could win the lottery

 

granted you won the lottery.. the prize was (drum roll) a life supply of plastic bags

i wish today was April the 16th

 

Granted, but a psychic predicted that you will die in a car crash on April 16th *evil laugh*

I wish Mike give out at least 3 secs of Burn It Down

 

Granted but now all you can hear is Mike going "i'm done ok!"
I wish I had more light.