If she says she's on the pill, wrap it up anyway. Or the new one I just came up with: "Always wrap it before you tap it or pay out clean til it's eighteen."
Joe may own a thread when he gives a sarcastic comment, but Minus' presence in a thread will grant complete ownage.
Some days you're the urinal, others you're the fire hydrant... Atleast you can look forward to an occasional warm wash down.