anything smith says is awesome, smith is the man!!!!!!!!!! i almost cried when he bought the farm in matrix 3. [/b][/quote] What farm? He has the best lines.
What farm? He has the best lines. [/b][/quote] the matrix had him trade in his glasses for a pitchfork and suit for overalls and go live on a farm alone for being a bad boy
This is from "A Night At The Roxbury" DOUG Doug Butabi. STEVE Steve Batabi. BOUNCER You're brothers? DOUG No... They slowly turn to each other and bust. DOUG/STEVE ... Yes! They high five, laughing. BOUNCER Quite a joke. ...and I couldn't resist this one.. RICHARD GRIECO Could I get a pack of Marlboro Lights and that 12-pack of Trojans. Thanks. Cashier rings it up, hands it to him. CASHIER (obviously enamored) Thanks. Grieco exits, they all watch. Steve approaches Cashier. STEVE Yeah, I think I'm gonna need a 12- pack of Trojans over there. CASHIER You know, they expire in two years. later much all.
From Once Upon a Time in Mexico: (Johnny Depp is talking on his cell phone and being bothered by a kid trying to sell him gum.) Depp: *holds up $100* Ok, now I'm going to give you this, I'm going to take your gum, and I never want to see you again. Got it? Kid: Gracias, senior! Depp: F*ck off.
Kill Bill: Volume One O-Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu): "As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your f*cking head. Just like this f*cker here. Now, if any of you sons of b*tches got anything else to say, now's the f*cking time. "
"...just because i like ballent doesn't mean that i'm a poof, you know..." - Billy Elliot. (well, sounds like it...)
Heroine clan:"HAIL THE WHITE POWER" Bad Boys:"F*UCK THE WHITE POWER, MAN! Black powah rules!" Bad Boys II
"Why'd you tell the truth?You could have said...or I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop sh*tting!"-Adam Sandler,Anger Management
"oh, let me pick it up... its for you... its get to work, ######!" stifler - american pie 3 "i see dead people" - sixth sense... all robin hood songs from shrek... then its "how can i trust you if you think im crazy" from gothika... everything that has a beginning has an end from matrix revolutions...
Harry - "well whats her second name i'll look it up" Loyd - " um slippy, slappy, swamon, swan, swanson? Harry - "look on the brief case" Loyd - "ha samsonite... i was way off" Dumb and Dumber
Sam: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? [Frodo doesn't answer, just groans silently.] Sam: It'll be spring soon and the orchards will be in blossom, and the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And the whistle in the summer barley in the Lower fields. And eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries? [Frodo, lying in Sam's arms, opens his weary eyes, his breathing dry and heavy.] Frodo: No, Sam... I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... or the touch of grass... [Sam watches Frodo, tears streaming from his eyes.] Frodo: [In despair:] I'm... I'm naked in the dark... there's nothing... nothing, no veil between me and the Wheel of Fire!! [Frodo watches Sam, his eyes full of fear as he continues.] Frodo: I can see Him with my waking eyes!! Sam: Then let us be rid of It! Once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo! I can't carry It for you, but I can carry you! Come on! And... Aragorn: Sons of Gondor, of Rohan. My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shileds when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the West!
ditto! btw, this is what i like on Maid In Manhattan... Mr. Bextrum (the hotel manager) "When life shuts one door, it opens a window. So, jump..." Lionel (the butler) "To serve people takes dignity and intelligence but remember, they're only people with money and although we serve them we are not their servant. What we do, Miss Ventura does not define who we are. What define us is how well we rise after falling" - sort of motivational, i kinda like it... and oh, when Fiennes persuade J.Lo to stay for the night... "If tonight is all we have, stay. Please..." (hah, melting.. melting... )