"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain "Of all things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." "I can be immature if I want to be because I'm mature enough to make my own decisions." "Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." "It's always funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious" "Imagination is one weapon in the war against reality" "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it" Those are mine, now what are yours?
"Children are the future, unless we stop them now." -Homer Simpson "An eye for an eye makes everyone blind." -Ghandi "It was a simple design, you #### it up every time." -breaking benjamin That's all I could think of for now.
"Get me a bottle of anything...and a glazed donut!" - David Lee Roth "Come on, the human wang is a beautiful thing!" - Homer Simpson "Well, I love to stay and chat, but your a total bitch" - Stewie Griffin
"It's not would I die for a friend, it's do I have a friend worth dying for?" "If at first you don't succeed, re-define success" "Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it isn't there"
"Trying is the first step towards faliure." -- Homer S. "Always finish what you sta--.." -- Anonymous "You couldn't beat a rock in a chess match." -- Anonymous "How are the kids going to get home? I 'unno, internet?" -- Homer and Marge S. "More tea, Mr. bike?" - Peter G. and another Simpsons quote; Homer: "Moe, I've got this friend, his name is Joey Jo Jo....Junior Shabadoo and--" Moe: "Homer, that's the worst name I've ever heard" *mans runs out of bar crying* Barney: "Joey Jo Jo!"
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." George S. Patton
Anything that is said in Red vs Blue. "Did you not read the memo? I require a popsicle every fifteen minutes." - Meatwad Aqua Teen Hunger Force And that's all I can think of for now.
"Do you know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but he's always in a towel when he gets out of the shower. Why?" - Chandler Bing "You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas." - Joey Tribbiani "You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!" - Joey T. Joey: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?" Chandler: "It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!" Joey: Oh. I got it. Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first. Monica: Ok, ten. Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine. Anyone else? Phoebe: No, lets just draw straws. Joey: Or... we could flip a coin, and then multiply the... Chandler: I'm begging you stop.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect. The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath i'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt. "You're more punk, hardcore, mod, straightedge, emo, and indie than me. Your hair is cooler, your pants are tighter, you have more tattoos. You have cooler pins on your messenger bag and your favorite band is more obscure than mine. Your shoes are more vintage and so is your t-shirt. You own more black clothes than me. Your glasses are thicker and blacker than mine, the plugs in your ears are bigger. You know more people in bands and your black jelly bracelets are the envy of scenesters everywhere. Your photography is blacker and whiter, your Makeoutclub profile is wittier, and you have much better soul records. Your tie is whiter, or redder, or blacker. Because as we all know, that's what really matters. In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts, you win and I lose." umm...and I know there are some more...but I can't think of them.
"I can blade on stairs, I can blade on guardrails, I can blade on your mama's ass... F*ck it! I'm going blading." - Michael Ian Black "It says right here on the can It's everything you want and nothing you'd expect. Frankly, it's everything I expected and nothing I want." - Mo Rocca on Crystal Pepsi "Halfies are hotties." - Me