24 fun things to do in an elevator...

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    Messy Marj

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    1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

    2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

    3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

    4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

    5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

    7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

    8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

    9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

    10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

    11. Meow occasionally.

    12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

    13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

    14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

    15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

    16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

    17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

    18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

    19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

    20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

    21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

    22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

    24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

    :lol: I'm soo going to do 9 and 11
     
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    Soulcrasher-X

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    LOL :lol:
     
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    Friskey™

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    I got another one and this is only can happen if there's you and another person on!

    25. Fart and when the other guy sniffs it, go "It was you!" :lol:
     
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    This is amazing :lol: :lol:
     
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    i am gonna do 14, 22 and "25" :lol:
     
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    Amy

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    :lol:

    Those are good..
     
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    Ryan

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    Yah 11 is sweet.
     
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    Mechanical Christ

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    HAHAH! :lol: So gonna do those.
     
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    inhumane perspective

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    Haha Marj. Those are really good.
    I've tried 18 before and I'm so going to try 16 and 22.
     
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    Razan

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    LMFAO I already do 1,9 and 24
    I will do the rest on Christmas with my friends....:lol:
     
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    Kate

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    9, 11, 12, and 17 sound like fun. I'm going to try those over winter break!
     
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    Glenn

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    Stethoscope and Human Head cooler...

    :lol:
     
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    Will

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    LOL!!!

    LMFAO!!!
     
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    Nikki

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    I allllways do 11!

    It's so fun ^_^
     
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    ROFLMFAO

    I think number 24 would be the best.
     
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    Those sound hilarious, but even if I tried to do any I would probably burst out laughing. :lol:
     
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    Thanks for the ideas :p

    I might try 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 15, 17 and 22. xD
     
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    Razan

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    You justgave me an idea:

    Laugh hysterically,
    Cry, (of laughter)
    Fall on the floor and scrunch up next to the corner....
    Then laugh again like Spongebob!
     
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    Atsuzen

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    I'll do 21 and 22. :lol:
     
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    matttheskwirl14

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    ive done some of these before. thanks for more ideas. they are so funny. :lol:
     

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