Thank you to my loveable friend, Blanket (from elsewhere) for giving me this little gem: Hope you all have a Wonderful New Year. Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important email's in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you, I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease. I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer. I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me. I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover. I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can you said that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me. I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I'm positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse. Here's to an even better informed 2005!! and Happy Holidays!!
that thing about the Microsoft & AOL e-mail thing... I did that (kind of) I was expecting thousands of dollars, but got what? nothing! I hate being an idiot
Hahaha...that was beautiful. I got this email once that told me a little girl would kill me later that night if I didn't send the email to 15 people! I don't even have 15 people to send that to... I'm still alive.
Anti-perspirant deodorants cause cancer because they keep swet in the body. So instead of stinking try using the deodorants that don't say: Anti-perspirant on it