Favourite Movie Quotes!

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    Luke

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    Ok well we all know that films have great and powerful lines sometimes so this thread is to share your favourite quotes from a movie.

    Heres my list:

    I'll Be Back-Terminator
    These Men Died For Thier Country, Send Flowers To Thier Bitches And Hoes-Scary Movie 3
    With Great Power Comes Great Responsability-Spiderman
    Are You An Ass? You're Hairy And You Stink Of Shit-American Pie: Band Camp
    When The Bounds Of Hell Are Full, The Dead Shall Walk The Earth-Dawn Of The Dead
     
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    'You wanna know what i think? It doesn't even matter what i think.' - Black hawk down

    (Spzilman (a polish jew) is held up in a house, a German Officer has looked after him, helped him hide, and fed him. he also gave him his coat. The Russians are re-capturing the city, and he runs out to greet them, but they shoot him)
    Spzilman: Don't shoot! i'm polish! i'm polish.. don't shoot!
    [after about a minute of shooting]
    Soldier 1: He's Polish..
    Soldier 2: Yes.. he is.. he's Polish..
    [pause]
    Soldier 1: ...Why the fucking coat?
    Spzilman: I'm cold.
    - The pianist

    And that's all i can think of at the moment. will add more later.
     
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    I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat, peal your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace! - Scary Movie
     
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    "I just kissed 37 dicks." Clerks
     
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    Who's the fool? The fool or the fool who follows the fool.- Star Wars: A New Hope
    For Frodo.Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
    Yes There Will Be Blood.- Saw II
    Time to give the Devil his due!- DareDevil
    If You Want Peace...Prepare For War.- The Punisher
    Will Somebody Get This Kid A Happy Meal!- Big Daddy:lol:
    Whoa.- The Matrix
     
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    "Yo! That was the illest rhyme I ever seen!" :lol:

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    Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here! - Scary Movie

    Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
    Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
    (From Wayne's World)

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. - Pulp Fiction
     
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    The entire Napoleon Dynamite movie has memorable, not to mention funny, quotes that I love!
    "Ms. Mullins...she's the man." School of Rock
    "...I can't use a green pic w/ a green screen!" Frat Party...(not a movie I know)
    "If somebody told you it was a happy little tale...somebody lied." Spider-man
     
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    You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing. --The Boondock Saints
     
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    #1 I can think off the top of my head..

    " The shit's chess, It ain't checkers! " - Training Day
     
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    I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl
    BRUCE ALMIGHTY

    You suck! Ya Jackass!
    HAPPY GILMORE
     
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    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Rooney's secretary: The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

    Ferris: Hi, how are ya. Do you speak English?
    Garage attendant: What country do you think this is?
     
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    Best freestyle ever! :lol:
     
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    "Have B-E-A-utiful day" - Bruce Almighty

    "Oh Fat Bastard you really are a fat bastard" - Austin Powers: Goldmember
    "Foxy: I got a taste of the honey so now i want the whole bee-hive.
    Austin: Ow Bee-hive baby" - Austin Powers: Goldmember
    the whole Austin Powers: Goldmember has thousands of great qoutes...

    "With great power comes great responsability" - Spiderman

    "Now you crossed the line, your so far past the line you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you" - Friends (sorry that it's not from a movie)

    And there are tons of other qoutes i forgot ...
     
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    Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life. -Matchstick Men
     
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    Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it! - From Dusk Till Dawn
     
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    Luke

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    You've just watched it havn't you :lol:

    I missed it...it was on ITV right?
     
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    :lol: Yeah, I thought how could I have forgotten about that? It was on BBC2.
     
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    anything from Lock Stock and Two Smiking Barrels :)
     
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    "Where do you see yourself in....20 years?"
    "In your house, homes, with yo crack ass buried under the front porch!"

    -High School High
     
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    Lollz, im soo surprised noone has quoted full metal jacket. basically the satrt of the movie has the best qoutes ever
     

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