From Closer: Larry: Twenty years ago. How old were you? Alice: Four. Larry: Christ. When I was in flares, you were in nappies. Alice: My nappies were flared. Dan: I want Anna back. Larry: She's made her choice. Dan: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. Larry: So where's the apology? Ya cunt. Dan: I apologize. If you love her you'll let her go so she can be happy. Larry: She doesn't want to be happy. Dan: Everybody wants to be happy. Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing. Alice: I don't love you anymore. Goodbye. I LOVE Closer.
how do you like my new submarine... its long, hard and full of sea men - goldmember yipikaye motherfucker - die hard (spellin is probs wrong)
Ah! They fucking shot me! Well, fucking shoot 'em back! Ah! Shit! I've been shot! I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot? Both from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!!-jay and silent bob strike back FLEE FAT-ASS FLEE!!-JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK THERE IS NO TRY THERE IS ONLY DO AND DO NOT-star wars(i forgot which episode) son..i am your fathers,uncles,sisters,nephews,brothers,former roomate..and what does that make us?...absolutely nothing!!-SPACE BALLZ
ahhh me nuts are rubbing together...there gonna start a fire!! - goldmember: Austin powers. [Ezekiel 25:17 among others] Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. BLAM!!!! - Pulp fiction
I will have my vengence. In this life or the next! - Gladiator Hello my freaky darlings. - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
"And you are Mr. Pink." Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? "Because you're a fucking fagget." -Reservoir Dogs Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh! -Napoleon Dynamite
well yodas a jedi so he wouldn't kill me for fun and i dont know how he exactly says it.the jay and silent bob lines its funny to me and i don't care if their lame to you and since im postin il post sum another quote I CAME HERE FOR THE GIRL...AND YOUR HEAD--SCORPION KING
"Sometimes you just gotta say "What the fuck". - Risky Business "People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love". - Cruel Intentions "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it". - Ferris Bueller's Day Off "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns." - The Breakfast Club "I'm hard to remember, but I'm impossible to forget". - Elizabethtown "The wind rises, electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right. That I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far, far away. I tell her I love her. *silenced gunshot* The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning." - Sin City I think I screwed up the Sin City quote. I'm not sure. Oh well.
The point of having favorite quotes is that you know how the person says it. And I think you should know the Spaceball quote is horribly wrong. If Dark Helmet is not related to Lonestar at all, why would he say...
Space Balls: Dark Helmet: Who is this!? Dude(forgot his name):He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that what's his name!? Dude:That is his name sir...asshole...major asshole...and this is his cousin 1st class made gunner, Phillis Asshole. I swear...I laugh my ass off every time...eventhough it's stupider than shit...
Chuck Noris will destroy you with his roundhouse kick...*I dislike him...that's why I make fun of him...*
Vincent: Whoa! Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man! Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident! Pulp Fiction, love that film.
Morpheous - " there is only one person who can save our city.." *thunder rumbles " neo.." Morpheous - " you think that's air you're breathing? " Morpheous - " All our lives, we have fought this war. Tonight, I believe we can end it. Tonight is not an accident. There are no accidents. We have not come herre by chance. I do not belive in chance. " Just gotta love the way Laurence Fishburne delivers his lines. I'm a matrix fanatic alright. =P