http://www.shitsite.co.uk/text_articles_howtofail.php Some of these are amazing xD Wish I would have found this during my exams though. It would have been very interesting xD
" As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. " that is the greatest thing ever(exept ninja)
"When you walk in, complain about how hot it is. Strip." Some people have done that at my school actually. Everyone in our class room got to go to another room because it was too hot. One of them said "Ohw, it's so hot in here. It's so hot it's too hot. It's too hot to take an exam." Then to a teacher "Ohw, you make this classroom so hot. You're so hot you're making me hot...cte" Twas funny as hell. Especially when everybody starting playing along.
That was pure genious. I've seen a few.. 'Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things', and also the paper airplane one... I really could just see some people I know actually doing that stuff though.
haha..i remember last year i walkd into a Biology exam by mistake ( i had calculus exam dat day :S). The instructor dint let me get out of the examination hall even though i dint take up Biology. He said " young man, u shud learn the difference between biology and calculus". Turned out, except for one serious gal, none of us knew anything bout the exam. So we ended up celebrating the birthday of one guy ( i dint even kno his name ). I made a birtday hat with the question paper and gave it to the instructor, he even wore it...and kicked me out.... I then rushed for my calculus exam even tho i was 1 hour late...i ended up with a B minus ..
i wish my people at school were more like that, in Singaporean schools, everyone is so strict and stuff....
I bet kids in my school would do that one that talks about playing frisbee in the middle of an exam. Frisbee has made a huge come back in our school for some reason.