The Tragic Ending

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    Zakrisk

    Zakrisk Smoke weed.

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    INT. HOTEL ROOM. A teddy bear(Ryan) and a barbie doll(Judy) are laying on one of the beds. The barbie is naked. The teddy bear has jeans sewn on.​

    Ryan: God damnit, Judy. I wanted to have sex.

    Judy: I can't unzip your pants, Ryan.

    Ryan: Well, fuck! Can't I just suck on your breasts? Doesn't that count as oral or something?

    Judy: But I don't even really enjoy that..

    Ryan: I enjoy it! They're so cold and hard.

    Judy: Well.. it does kind of turn me on when you play with them.

    Ryan: I really wish my pants could come off.. I have a massive erection.

    Judy: I want to suck on you so bad.

    Ryan: Oh my god. Come here.

    Ryan rolls over onto Judy and plants his face between her breasts making sniffing noises. After a second, he freezes and slowly sits up.​

    Ryan: What is that?

    Judy: What?

    Ryan: That smell.. that smell between your breasts. What is it?

    Judy: I don't know what you mean?

    Rryan: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME. I SMELL THAT SHIT. I CAN SMELL THAT SHIT, JUDY. I CAN FUCKING SMELL IT!

    Judy: Ryan, I don't-

    Rryan: SHUT UP! SOME GUY CAME ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING BOOBS, AND I JUST HAD TO RUB MY FACE IN IT. GET OUT!

    Judy: Wha.. what?!

    Ryan: GET YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROOM! I PAID FOR IT! GET THE FUCK OUT!

    Judy jumps out of bed and hurriedly puts her clothes on while Ryan sobs.​

    Ryan: I thought you looooved me. I thought we were going to be together foreverr..

    Judy: Yeah, well, a girl needs cock every once and a while, Ryan.

    Ryan: YOU'RE SICK! YOU'RE SICK! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET OUT.

    Judy leaves.


    The end.​
     
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    WTF! :lol:! That was insanely funny.

    Btw, I hope you don't get into trouble for using those explicit terms.
     
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    Messy Marj

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    That's amazing. :lol:
     
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    Zakrisk

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    Oh, I will, I bet. People are strange...... People... strange.... strange people. People are strange when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted. Streets are uneven when you're down. When you're strange faces come out of the rain. When you're strange no one remembers your name. When you're strange..When you're strange..When you're straaaaaaange.
     
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    Jesse

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    is this a poem or a story?! I like it :)
     
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    It's a script. Maybe I could expand on this and write a major motion picture? Maybe I could put a few dance numbers in and make it a musical? The sky is the limit, I guess, if I can get the right funding.
     

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