Random Thoughts 17

There's really no such thing as "American Cuisine". We're a nation of immigrants, so it's all based off of food from other countries. You can have French cuisine or Italian cuisine, though...

 

Mushrooms were awesome until that time I ate fifty in one session and ended up lying in bed just looking at photographs for a week, trying to remember who I was again.

[/joke stolen from Adam Buxton]

 

Ah-HAH! So I was right. I said that too in my question on Yahoo right? But they were all offended, and how they're proud of them hotdogs and burgers. I just thought it was fishy.

Also, this dress gives me quite an ass. I'm not sure what to think.

 

I know what to think...

@Dean: All this talk of shrooms has reminded me of this interview I saw with Greg Puciato; apparently, him and Liam took a bunch of mushrooms and got lost at the Grand Canyon in the middle of the night, haha.

 

But it's stretchy around my middle and the rest is loose, so I'm like superthin in the middle and then *poof*, ASS. o.o

 

Pics or GTFO.




Kidding.

 

I'm sure it isn't that bad.

@Will:

 

Pssh

I almost wanted to say I'm a second Kim Kardashian in this dress, but then I realised noone has a bigger ass than her. xD

Well...maybe this turkish woman down my street, now she has the biggest ass I've ever seen. She sort of looks like a triangle too.

 

There's nothing wrong with a (reasonably) big ass.

 

Yeah yeah, I agree. It has to be smooth though!

 

Someone told me about these people who took crystal meth then went out driving in the middle of the winter, then their car broke down and they froze to death because they thought they were surrounded by zombies and they wouldn't leave the car.

 

Curvaceous?

A second Kim Kardashian? o-O Whoa there.


Dean: Hey, If I were surrounded by zombies, trapped in a car; would I really want to go outside? Would you? Poor people though =(

 

Ahahahaha, fucking hell.




@Marj: A nice curvy butt is good. A giant jiggling cottage-cheese ass is not.


Edit: Anyway, I'm off for now. 'Night lpa.

 

I agree, although not all smooth big asses are good.

http://chismetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kim-kardashian1.jpg

I know I've said this before, but...no, just no. xD


Night Tim!!

 

For his chemistry course he went to a lecture where he apparently got what was basically a household recipe for meth and cocaine, haha.

 

Fuck Toby Keith is a moron.

 

Maybe some day when
When this bloodied skull has dried
Know our city is in ruins
When our greatest source of pride
A monument of dicks and ribs
And the gender crown we wore
Where underneath a plaque will read
No woman is a whore

 

This guy messages me on myspace "Hi, I saw you at Projekt Rev..." Hmmm. What to say, what to say.

 

*relieving sigh* God, that felt so good to get off my chest.

 

Oh god. Oo