I Thought Obama Would Get Me Laid

I thought Obama would pimp my ride.

 

I thought Obama said drinks were on the house.

 

I thought Obama would help me defeat Mothra.

 

I thought Obama would take me to that cool bar he was always talking about.

 

I thought Obama would hand-wash my delicates.

 

I... don't get it.

This one is funny, though. I thought Obama would give me a suntan. Ha.

 

I thought Obama would call my mom.

 

I thought Obama would make Santa real.

 

I thought Obama would back me up on journey's "don't stop believin"

 

I thought Obama would increase my cup size.

 

I THOUGHT OBAMA WOULD BLOW-DRY MY BANGS.

 

I thought Obama was muslin.

 

I thought Obama would warm up some milk when I couldn't sleep.

 

I thought Obama would introduce me to his parents.

I'm sorry, but this one's too perfect not to share:

I thought obama would bring back Arrested Development.

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