Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but there's already music on it, Hannah Montana, and you're forced to listen to it.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who was good (I would call her), I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 Impala...

 

Granted, but you only have three days to live

I wish i could 'get' Will's wish.

If there is anything to get.

 

Granted, but in the three days Will had to live he stole your things

I wish that she would give me a call

 

Granted, but it's to tell you, you only have three days to live.

lol this is going to be all of mine. Oh and you didn't understand mine properly but that's fine.

I wish i could make a wish that has no possible downside

 

Your wish isn't granted and you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I didn't have work tonight.

 

Granted, but because you didn't go to work you get fired and now have no job or any money.

I wish i could get eaten by a shark (i'm still trying to find ways to win this game )

 

Granted, but you pull off a Pinocchio and escapes alive!

I wish I had bigger boobies.

 

When on the boat going to the most shark infested waters you cut your arm a bit so the sharks will taste your blood and come after you, but little did you know the captain of the ship is a cannibal, once he gets the smell of your blood he cuts you up and eats you..... o_o

I wish I had no work for school tomorrow.

 

I lol'd.

and seeing as you broke the game... i'll do both of you.

Marj: Granted, but they'll be too big they'll explode everywhere

Tom: Granted, you'll have no work, but a terrorist will blow up your school

 

I'll start it again

I wish I could start my life over at any period of time i want

 

Granted! but you'll be like Benjamin Button in return...

I wish i could talk to Matt Heafy/Jason Newsted!

 

Granted, but they'll talk in a language you can't understand.

I wish there was something real, wish there was something true

 

Granted, but you won't believe it

I wish for world peace?

 

Granted...but you get killed...

I wish my job paid more...

 

Granted, but the government comes and takes your baby

I wish I had a new laptop.

 

Granted but it runs off Vista

I wish it was summer

 

Granted, but there's a drought and you die of dehydration

I wish some people weren't douchers.

 

granted but everyone else becomes one

i wish i can see my gf right now (plz dont go to over board with the corruption)

 

Granted, but she's in my bed. Naked. And unconscious.

I wish I could sleep right now.

 

Granted but it's made of chocolate and melts in your hands

I wish to have a perfect wish that will not be currupted in any way, shape or form.