Random Thoughts 23!

Slooooooooooooooow mooooooootion

 

It's almost annoying as recent trends like "xx people missed the like button!" and "Best part = 0:00 - [end time of video]"

 

Just another night and a weird conversation with Adam.

Scarlet* says:
*whats the one thing you love most about me?

Adam says:
*your brain

*Scarlet* says:
*hehe
*thats random.

Adam says:
*hehehe

*Scarlet* says:
*its all smooshy.....

Adam says:
*its cute

*Scarlet* says:
*are you a zombie?
*brainssssssssssssssssssss

Adam says:
**drools and sticks his arms out at you*

<3

 

Can't jersey shore just go away. I don't understand how people can watch that shit

 

The asian side of my wants to eat rice

 

just starting my post whoring, i must get my pink title, cmon 40,000 posts

 

Trish must really like Pink.

 

All I can say to that is...HOHYEAH

 

Sigh, you know you need a new iPod Touch when you run out of room for all the music you like

 

Haha, I remember when I used to post whore, back in the days of Johnny and Megan Fox..

 

I really don't miss the constant Megan Fox obsession.

 

Who's Megan Fox?

 

Me neither, but Johnny was always cool to me. We've stopped talking.

 

Are you human?

 

JUST READ THIS RLY SCARY STORY:


oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

also:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

 

man, have i missed the lpa..its been a long time..

 

Welcome back!

 

wat

 

MSN. 3:14 AM - How I would've handled the BP Oil Spill


Adam says:
I'd be like "Look there's nothing I can do about this shit, I'm not superman or anything, I mean that would be cool though, don't get me wrong. I'd be flying around, peepin bitches with my x-ray vision and flexin my shit when they catch me, so they'd be like "Oh my god pervert but you're so strong so it's okay!" and I'd fly them home to the fortress of solitude to get some pussy... fuck yeah...
but I digress. I'm really sorry about this oil spill shit."



I know you're thinking what the fuck but imagine a CEO saying that shit at a press conference. Yeah, funny shit isn't it.

 

*sigh* Why does it seem that every time I have a good day, everyone seems to be having a bad day, and when everyone else seems to be having a terrific day, my day is shit?