I was riding home from work today on the bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a woman in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys; two of them standing, one of them on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of people was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
I don't get the joke man, at first it seems like you're telling some fucked up story about a dude getting killed and then some how the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air theme song becomes involved...
I dunno why I didn't see this coming, my Dutch reletives are always saying jokes that are funny-but-if-you-say-somewhere-else-you-get-killed kind of jokes
Sounds familiair Some jokes sound better in your own language. But I got this one from an American forum So dont blame it on the Dutch.
I think it's one of the jokes where it's funnier when you hear it, as opposed to when you read it. You get 23 style points for the attempt, Chris.
actually, everytime I read that, I laugh more. at first I thought it was fucking stupid, because I knew Chris probably didn't have a job so yeah, I basically started laughing at "I came home from work"