Am I From the Future?

OK, well, A Thousand Suns has leaked today, September 7. While this is all fine and good, I think we're overlooking the bigger picture here: that I, a man from the future, successfully predicted the leak date far before anyone else.

Do you believe me now?

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Yeah, I need proof before I start believing some skynet-type shit.

 

Not to nitpick, but if you're from the future, you didn't predict the leak date at all. You just recited history. There's nothing special there.

You're claiming to be a psychic man from the future when in reality you're just a man from the future.

 

1.21 JIGGAWATTS?!?!?

 

Hey Ant stop trynna steal my shine here boi. Yours truly, Agentradamus, has predicted a leak on the 7th even before you understood the concept of a "leak"

 

Fine, fine. I'm just a regular 'ol man from the future. I'm just stuck here because my flux capacitor is out of whack.

 

It's because you're such a crappy driver that you can't drive faster than 88 miles per hour.

 

But... but... I iz not a womans! Thats umpossible for me to b a bad drivah!!!!



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...too sexist?

 

[+2]

 

Did someone say Jigga?

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YES!

 

I agree with the Mexican with a high amount of midichlorians in her blood.

 

Thanks. lol.