Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

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  1. Iain

    Iain i am a sloth LPA Super Member

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    Ok, so if this keeps happening this way, I'll be violently ill on my birthday, and have yet more rib pain added onto the already excruciating pain I've got at the moment. Yay. Also, I can't have dairy for three weeks or so, because this is how it worked last time, so that means the whole "everyone gets a pint of ice cream on my birthday" thing won't work, unless I'm left out. ALSO, it's going to be sixty fucking degrees on my birthday. IT'S JANUARY FFS. :(


    Also, Megan Fox isn't hot, and probably has like seven or eight STDs.
     
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    $pvcxGhxztCasey meanwhile... LPA Addicted VIP

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    sexually transmitted diseases are hot, though.
     
  3. Todd

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    Possibly, but you know you wouldn't kick her out of bed.
     
  4. Derek

    Derek LPAssociation.com Administrator LPA Administrator

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    I LOVE the FlipUltra. :D
     
  5. Iain

    Iain i am a sloth LPA Super Member

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    Syphilis gives me the world's hugest boner.

    I wear steel toed boots to bed. Perfect for kicking.
     
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    I love when I try to do something nice for someone and it ends up coming back to bite me in the ass.
     
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    Oh you know it. :lol:
     
  9. Iain

    Iain i am a sloth LPA Super Member

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    In way-more-interesting-than-Megan-Fox news: I share a birthday with Maria Ozawa. :lol:
     
  10. Andrea

    Andrea best friends. LPA Addicted VIP

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    What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?
    Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit?
    Don't you worry your pretty stripped head
    We're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
    And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug
    And then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.

    Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug.

    But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers,
    Well then we're shit out of luck.
     
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    Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis should be picked up by a major network and replace any of the shitty late night talk shows. Holy fuck this shit is hilarious.
     
  12. Evan™

    Evan™ HI! I'm Randy, I'm a Bandicoot Über Member

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    That I wouldn't kick out of bed. Though she probably has many many many more STDs than Megan Fox.
     
  13. Theazninvasion68

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    blu blu blu blu.
     
  14. Linja

    Linja Good. Be magnanimous. Über Member

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    First Mali post of the new year!
     
  15. Evan™

    Evan™ HI! I'm Randy, I'm a Bandicoot Über Member

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    your business card is crap
     
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    my friend is dying for this girl. what do you guys think, yay or nay?
     
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  17. Linja

    Linja Good. Be magnanimous. Über Member

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    It's -20 C here (-4 F). So booyah.
     
  18. Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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    There are four posters with animal-themed avatars on this page.

    WUT GIVZ?!?!
     
  19. Derek

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    BEST MOVIE EVER. :lol:
     
  20. Evan™

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    she's hot
     
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