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    Radish

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    Because I said so.

    What would you do if someone asked you to throw a chair at them?
     
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    Rahat

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    I'd ask them if i could do it first

    Why is water a liquid?
     
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    You can't drink solids.




    Is TopCat actually the most tip-top, TopCat!?
     
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    Radish

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    EDIT: Damn, beat me to it.

    Yes! Why, yes he is... I really have no idea who TopCat is.

    How many farts does the average human do per day?
     
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    Iain

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    7,777,777, except on Saturday. Then you get an extra 2.

    Why did my cat just fall off of the bed?
     
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    Radish

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    :lol:

    Because the forces of gravity don't like his/her tummy.

    Why are people so stupid?
     
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    Gitsnik

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    There's only one Albert Einstein.

    Can you buy something that costs 10 euros with 5 euros?
     
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    Messy Marj

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    Yes, if you're my dad.

    Why are my hands always so cold?
     
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    Gitsnik

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    Because it's made with the same material as nipples :lol:

    Why is french hard?
     
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    I thought only a penis could be hard.

    Am I not right? :blink:
     
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    Gitsnik

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    No you're left.

    Why can't you play a cd on an Ipod?
     
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    Seinfeld

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    Beacause there is no 'I' in CD.

    Why can't I haz cheeseburger?
     
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    Messy Marj

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    Because you're not a LOLcat.

    What's the purpose of..toenails?
     
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    Gitsnik

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    Sticking the nails to the rest of the body.

    Why is chocolate nice?
     
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    Linja

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    Because once upon a time, it wasn't nice. And then the nice faeries came in and said "..the fuck? we want this chocolate shit! it's supposed to be nice!" and so they brought it into their queendom of nice. Which has nothing to do with Nice, France - even though Nice is a pretty cool place -, and is instead located in Australia, for no apparent reason.

    Am I going crazy[er] or was there another thread of this sort ages ago?
     
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    Christopher

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    There was another thread like this and I think Aisha started it, but you're definitely going crazy.
    They'll soon call you CrazyMali and chase you with pitchforks and torches, you'll have to hide in an old abandoned castle on a mountaintop to be safe from the angry mob.

    What happens when you don't ask a question by asking a question like this one?
     
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    Linja

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    You end up eating your hat, because that is a question, and nobody cares whether or not you said you'd eat your hat. They'll just mix it up in a frappucino or mocha and give it to you.

    Did your stepson eat the fish or was it your niece?
     
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    Seinfeld

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    My stepson ate the fish, eventhough System of a Down told him not to.

    o-day ou-yay understand-ay e-may?
     
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    Uh...I think so :lol:
    Why do we fart?
     
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    Seinfeld

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    So we don't explode, when gas builds up.

    Was that even a stupid answer?
     

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