Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Jesse, Nov 5, 2007.
No, it was perfectly logical
How does a cocoon do the moonwalk sideways?
It just does. How else do you think michael jackson learned it from them?
How do you get the pope into a volkswagon?
Tell him there is a underage virgin in the back.
How do I know when I am able to be understood withouth actually knowing anything?
How do you know when your teacher is on crack?
When she actually starts teaching.
Why are games fun?
Because they're called GAMES. duh.
Why are my muscles sore?
Because you were boxing with a kangaroo like 5 seconds ago.
What's In the Eye?
A bunch of little people
Why does getting punched in the face hurt?
Because the little people take out their little knives and inflict little pain all at the same time.
Why am I wasting my time on this thread?
so you can gain some knowledge
why is it that 1+1 cant equal a window?
Cause windows equals 0.
Why do French people always have to be on strike? (hard one ).
To annoy me and Maxime -_-
Why doesn't my guinea pig hump the fake guinea pig we bought at Toys 'r us?
Um... Because it believes in contraception and won't do anything until you find it some type of protection.
What's an air-conditioner?
A box where they condition air...
What's wrong with drummers?
They're all really nice people with really bad habits... drumming.
What's on TV while you're sleeping?
Like your answer
A lot of commercials and stupid movies (and on some channels there is a clock on the screen for at least 6 hours, very useful ).
Why is a leadsinger called a frontman?
a clock on the screen for 6 hours... Uh.. yes... very useful. Hahaha.
Because its namtnorf backwards, which is BLAHDEEDAHDAH means Evil Propaganda Legend.
Isn't that scary?
It's actually very scary!
You shit your pants? :'D
Do you omnomnom?
Actually I don't, I tend to munch though.
What's over when the fat lady sings?
Separate names with a comma.