Ask a Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Jesse, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. #81
    Seinfeld

    Seinfeld We are the nobodies LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2006
    Messages:
    3,654
    Likes Received:
    0



    the movie

    What movie?
     
  2. #82
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    :lol:

    The Wizard of Oz... trust me... it is. Don't try argue with me. :sorcerer:

    Why is it the Wizard of Oz and not Beethoven?
     
  3. #83
    Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2007
    Messages:
    11,537
    Likes Received:
    297



    Because no dogs are in walking distace

    Why do some librarie make you pay to check out books? (seriously?)
     
  4. #84
    Luke

    Luke Mind Your Manners. LPA Addicted VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2004
    Messages:
    15,206
    Likes Received:
    107



    Because they need money to order new books for their libraries. :)

    Why the hell do people keep posting annoying myspace surveys?
     
  5. #85
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    Because people are stupid and they have nothing better to do than answer the question: "Name the closest silver object near you".

    Why are 99% of those surveys annoying as hell?
     
  6. #86
    linkin park 101

    linkin park 101 Shhh! If You're Quiet I'll Show You A Dinosaur

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2003
    Messages:
    1,873
    Likes Received:
    0



    Because theirs a part of every humans brain (that was with you since you were born) that finds the Myspace surveys annoying

    why is it that i can never find the end of the sticky tape
     
  7. #87
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    Because it never really ends... it's an advneture which we can never venture in to... all the colours of the rainbow, and all the grains of sand on all the beaches in the world, and every drop in the sea will NEVER BE ENOUGH TO ENTER THE LAND OF THE END OF THE STICKY TAPE.

    And thats why we can't.

    How long did it take me to come up with that?
     
  8. #88
    Iain

    Iain i am a sloth LPA Super Member

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2007
    Messages:
    5,532
    Likes Received:
    0



    Five seconds.

    Why am I watching Kid Nation?
     
  9. #89
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    Because your remote control farted so hard it spun around three times anti-clockwise and did a backflip at the same time while squirting pineapple juice at everyone. Kinda weird, but trust me.. when you're not looking, your remote control does crazy things.

    Why?
     
  10. #90
    WizzyKid

    WizzyKid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2007
    Messages:
    282
    Likes Received:
    0



    Well I would be bored too if all I had to do every day as a job to sit around and do nothing, but get pressed and pressed. Maybe one day your remote could just get revenge by floating and then zapping lasers at you!

    Why do we always loose brain cells and can never get them back, why is it we are constantly getting dumber because of this?
     
  11. #91
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    We always lose brain cells because I said so, and we’re always getting dumber because Peepeekakapoopoo…

    What is the wing span of an African Swallow?
     
  12. #92
    WizzyKid

    WizzyKid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2007
    Messages:
    282
    Likes Received:
    0



    Probably about the same attention span as when we watch T.V.

    How do we dream when we are awake? You know, we day dream right?
     
  13. #93
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    You kind of just answered that for yourslef. :lol:

    Now why would you do that?
     
  14. #94
    WizzyKid

    WizzyKid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2007
    Messages:
    282
    Likes Received:
    0



    Thats what I wanted an answer for :lol:

    Why is Space so big, yet the space in my head is small?
     
  15. #95
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    Because it's not as small as mine, which really isn't an answer, but it'll do for now.

    why is paper mario... made of paper?
     
  16. #96
    WizzyKid

    WizzyKid Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2007
    Messages:
    282
    Likes Received:
    0



    Because wood Mario doesen't quite sound right.

    Why must I sleep, yet I don't want too and theres no point in it?
     
  17. #97
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    Because you might have a seizure while you're not sleeping and then start sleeping at an inappropriate time, so you're brain goes "I don't wanna go to school without my underwear!" and makes you fall asleep.

    Why is the LPA so damn awesome?!
     
  18. #98
    mcpancakes

    mcpancakes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2007
    Messages:
    412
    Likes Received:
    0



    What is this, the postwhores' thread? lol there's my question right there. and those myspace surveys? they're the reason I have two emails, one I give to everyone that sends me annoying as hell chain letters like SEND THIS 2 20 PPL N U WILL GET KISSED (mind the poor grammar mods) and my other email for people with actual lives.
     
  19. #99
    Radish

    Radish Guest




    You didn't answer the question, silly one!

    This is one of the many post whores threads.

    Why?! Why?! Oh Why?!
     
  20. Gitsnik

    Gitsnik WAAAGH!!! Über Member

    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2007
    Messages:
    11,254
    Likes Received:
    27



    Because this is the 100th post.

    Why is a bass guitar called bass?
     

Share This Page