1. "Do you know Karate, 'cause' your body is kickin'!" 2. "Is your dad a baker 'cause' your buns are hot!" 3. "You're so hot when I look at you I get a tan." 4. "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day." 5. "If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be called 'McGorgeous'!" 6. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together Super Mario Bros. Pick-up Lines! If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago. I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day. Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away. I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes. Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow. Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up. You don't have to turn on a game to play with me. They don't call me Super for nothing. If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day. "Good thing I bought my library card cause I have to check you out!' "If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?" "I would like to report a burglary cause you stole my heart!" more to come later lol
World of warcraft pickup line. Are you spell hit capped? Because I can't resist you. ^ I be not the author.
Hahaha those are so awfully lame, but still great. If a guy ever said something like that to me...wow.
My band's bassist's roommate claimed he used the classic "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" line and it worked.
my friend has had that done to him, actually. I was there to witness it. Moral of the story: everyone go buy some Dunks lol.
Not one-liners, more like ice-breakers. Excuse me, but can you guess how much a polar bear wieghs? No, sorry. Just enough to break the ice! and... Excuse me but I have a problem. Yes? See, my cell phone here seems to be kind of sad. Oh? How come? Because your number isn't in it.
"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" Works eeeeeeveryy time.
Excuse me but I have a problem. Yes? See, my cell phone here seems to be kind of sad. Oh? How come? Because your number isn't in it.
'are you named after a fairy cuz you look like one''. Damn. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? "If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?" "I would like to report a burglary cause you stole my heart!" "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"