Cheesiest Pick-up Lines

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    John

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    1. "Do you know Karate, 'cause' your body is kickin'!"
    2. "Is your dad a baker 'cause' your buns are hot!"
    3. "You're so hot when I look at you I get a tan."
    4. "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
    5. "If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be called 'McGorgeous'!"

    6. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

    Super Mario Bros. Pick-up Lines!

    If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

    If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

    I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

    Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

    I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

    Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

    Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.

    You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.

    They don't call me Super for nothing.

    If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.


    "Good thing I bought my library card cause I have to check you out!'

    "If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?"

    "I would like to report a burglary cause you stole my heart!"

    more to come later lol
     
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    Theazninvasion68

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    World of warcraft pickup line.

    Are you spell hit capped? Because I can't resist you.

    ^ I be not the author.
     
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    Arlene

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    Hahaha those are so awfully lame, but still great. :lol:

    If a guy ever said something like that to me...wow.
     
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    Iain

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    I almost said one of these to someone once, oddly enough. :lol:
     
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    John

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    which which
     
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    Iain

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    "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."

    True story.
     
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    John

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    :lol: not too bad.

    *runs*
     
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    Messy Marj

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    LOL
     
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    Will

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    My band's bassist's roommate claimed he used the classic "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" line and it worked. :lol:
     
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    El Muerto

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    Is your father a terorrist? Because you're a bomb.
     
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    JJ

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    lmao! thats unbelievable!! haha :lol:
     
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    Daniel

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    :lol: my friend has had that done to him, actually. I was there to witness it.

    Moral of the story: everyone go buy some Dunks lol.
     
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    Bond. James Bond.
     
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    Sønic

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    Not one-liners, more like ice-breakers.

    Excuse me, but can you guess how much a polar bear wieghs?
    No, sorry.
    Just enough to break the ice!


    and...

    Excuse me but I have a problem.
    Yes?
    See, my cell phone here seems to be kind of sad.
    Oh? How come?
    Because your number isn't in it.


    :lol:
     
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    Tim

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    "How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"


    Works eeeeeeveryy time.
     
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    John

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    Excuse me but I have a problem.
    Yes?
    See, my cell phone here seems to be kind of sad.
    Oh? How come?
    Because your number isn't in it.

    :lol:
     
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    JJ

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    :lol: these are gold people! keep them coming!!
     
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    John

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    'are you named after a fairy cuz you look like one''.

    Damn. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

    "If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?"

    "I would like to report a burglary cause you stole my heart!"

    "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
     
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    Messy Marj

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    I found a gross one somewhere. :lol:

    'I'd like to floss with your pubic hair'
     
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    Tim

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    :lol:!!!

    I found another dirty one...

    "As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face."
     

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