Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Dusty

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    Granted, but it's bullshit flavored.

    I wish for the most awesome dog in the world.
     
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    Granted, but its got 2 heads.

    I wish i was stronger. :(
     
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    Granted, but you are too strong and break every door you open.


    I wish I was red.
     
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    Granted, but you cant move.

    I wish that i was the internet champion.
     
  5. Dusty

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    Granted, but then I cash in my rematch and take it back. :p

    I wish that I had an apple.
     
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    Granted, but every time you take a bite out of it it feels like you're taking a bite out of your brain, besides the part that registers pain

    I wish for nothing
     
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    Granted but now you have everything.
    I wish I was somewhere other then here.
     
  8. Super Sonic

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    Granted, you now at a Bieber concert.

    I wish for some more gravy.
     
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    Granted but it tastes like bieber.

    I wish I can go home now.
     
  10. Dusty

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    Granted, but you get lost on the way.

    I wish that it was Peanut Butter Jelly time! :awesome:
     
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    Granted, but you have to sing to song all day.

    I wish for a blackout.
     
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    Then you'd never wake up.

    I wish for a hot girl.
     
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    Granted, but the heat killed her.

    I wish it wasn't so.
     
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    granted, but the fire is gone now

    I wish trolololol guy would trololol a troll
     
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    Granted but the guy tripped and the troll ate him.

    I wish I can stay here forever.
     
  16. Dusty

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    Granted, but then you get banned.

    I wish it would rain all day long.
     
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    Granted, but then the whole country floods.

    I wish for some more bread.
     
  18. Dusty

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    Granted, but its only a crumb.

    I wish for a Kit-Kat Break!
     
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    Granted, it lasted 1 second.

    I wish that i was going to the game on Saturday.
     
  20. Dusty

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    Granted, but one of the teams forfeits at the last minute.

    I wish I could move to my new place already.
     

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