Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. Hybrid

    Hybrid Has gone Rogue. LPA Team

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    Granted, but in order to do so, you need to blair "Bother" Stonesour.

    I wish I could stand all the way in the back with Jeff, Dustin and the sweaty fat chicks.
     
  2. Dusty

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    Granted, but then the show is canceled. :(

    I wish I had more cookies.
     
  3. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but there mine.

    I wish for a iPod with more memory.
     
  4. Dusty

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    Granted, but it's a Nano.

    I wish for a car that will start.
     
  5. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but its stuck in reverse.

    I wish my throat wasn't so sore.
     
  6. Dusty

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    Granted, the cure taste like bullshit.

    I wish for more pancakes.
     
  7. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but ur mom ate them.

    I wish this game would download quicker.
     
  8. Vdalem

    Vdalem Purrfect! LPA Super VIP

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    Granted but it you had the wrong game.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
     
  9. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you lose your job.

    I wish i had a job
     
  10. Dusty

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    Granted, welcome to waste management!

    I wish for a burger and fries.
     
  11. Super Sonic

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    Granted, you now work at McDonalds.

    I wish the screen wasn't so bright.
     
  12. Dusty

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    Granted, now the screen is black.

    I wish my headache would go away.
     
  13. Jeff

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    Granted, but now your foot hurts.


    I wish Mass Effect 3 was out already.
     
  14. Dusty

    Dusty LPA Super VIP LPA Super VIP

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    Granted, but it's buggy as hell because it came out early.

    I wish I could have some spicy chicken wings!
     
  15. Jeff

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    Granted, but they are raw.

    I wish raw chicken wasn't deadly.
     
  16. Super Sonic

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    Granted, chocolate is now deadly.

    I wish we never died.
     
  17. Jeff

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    Granted, but you get really bored after doing everything, leaving your life hopeless as you sit alone in an empty room with nothing but a Smith & Wesson and a bottle of JD, continuously shooting your head, but you just won't die because now we never die.

    I wish I get to see Stone Sour live.
     
  18. Dusty

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    Granted, but the show is cut short because of a power outage.

    I wish that I could go to Taco Bell.
     
  19. Jeff

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    Granted, but the allegations of them not using real meat are true, and now you are stuck eating whatever nasty beef substitute that they use in their Chalupas.

    I wish I had money so I could go to Firehouse Subs.
     
  20. Super Sonic

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    Granted , but its closed.

    I wish i wasn't so ill.
     

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