Corrupt A Wish

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  1. ChuckCheese

    ChuckCheese Did somebody order some cheese? LPA VIP

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    Granted, but now the sun is too close to the Earth.
    I wish I didn't have to work today.
     
  2. Vdalem

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    Granted but now you have to work the rest of the year!
    I wish I had a napkin.
     
  3. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but its used

    I wish my sig was as awesome as Vdalem's
     
  4. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, sigs are banned

    i wish i can still go on LPA while holidays
     
  5. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you get banned

    I wish I did't wake up so early.
     
  6. Blackened

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    Granted, but you will wake up the next day with a spider bite on your ass. :trollface:

    I wish the school holidays were longer.
     
  7. Arjun

    Arjun Comin' at you from every side!!!!

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    granted,but you fall sick.
    i wish i could breathe underwater.
     
  8. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you can no longer breathe on land

    I wish I could get up
     
  9. Blackened

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    Granted, but you break your legs in the process.

    I wish everyone who burns has to learn from the pain.
     
  10. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    Granted, but they feel no pain.

    I wish days were longer.
     
  11. Blackened

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    Granted, but it's now been a week since.

    I wish i had my own Awesome button.
     
  12. Vdalem

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    Granted but it's stuck!
    I wish I had a blank cd.
     
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  13. Erica

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    Granted, but its scratched

    I wish I could just eat now
     
  14. The Joesen One

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    Granted, but it would be a huge pile of bitter gourd.

    I wish I had something to do this summer.
     
  15. Erica

    Erica Meh LPA Über VIP

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    Granted, you get to scrape road kill all summer.

    I wish to not burn this summer
     
  16. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Granted, will send extreme climate change.
    I wish my iPhone's battery will not run out so quickly.
     
  17. Vdalem

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    Granted but now you iPhone is too old to work
    I wish I had a new umbrella.
     
  18. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Granted, it will be a teeny-tiny paper umbrella.
    I wish I was buff.
     
  19. Vdalem

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    Granted but it's only your butt that's buff.
    I wish I wasn't at work.
     
  20. DragonSparkz

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    Granted, you're now in hospital, to be on surgery next morning, 30% chance of living

    I wish for a new kid in my class :/
     

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