Corrupt A Wish

Granted, it's a manual machine from the 1800s.

I wish Brad can make good jokes again.

 

Granted, but he only can speak morse.

I wish, the Album will be put online.

 

Granted but your PC broke down.

I wish I had some orange juice.

 

Granted, but it's not drinkable anymore.

Wish, I wasn't that lazy.

 

Granted. You will be lazier than ever before.

I wish there was a sequel to "The Seed".

 

Granted, but it's 2 minutes long and SUCKS!

I wish the next piece of the puzzle would unlock...

 

Granted, and then you realize that it's a link to 100 hours of

I wish LPA had better servers.

 

(I could live with that... xD NYAN AWESOMENESS)

Granted, but they collapse anyway after one hour because Mike links yet again to the site via Twitter...

I wish this coffee didn't taste like shit (now I have to wait until I get to work to get good coffee <.<)

 

Granted, the coffee tastes sh#1*ier than .

I wish we would get a snippet or at least another puzzle.

 

Granted, but it's a snippet of a new Rebecca Black Song.
I wish, I wouldn't have to study.

 

Granted, you'll instead do never-ending housework.

I wish there was another FM album.

 

Granted but it's in Japanese
I wish there was no more earthquakes

 

Granted, but now u have to cope with maaaaaaaaany more Hurricanes.

I wish, there were no poverty.

 

Granted, just rich and unhappy with life.

I wish I could watch The Avengers on April 25!

 

Granted but you can't watch anymore movies this year.
I wish stop yawning

 

Granted, you hold your breath until you suffocate on your own breathing.

I wish I can share the MnMs I have with you guys.

 

Granted but you will only have the blue ones left.

I wish I had a pillow for a quick nap

 

Granted, it's rock hard.

I wish I wasn't this bored.

 

Granted, we killed you to take away the boredom

I wish people would stop being whiny bitches over the snippets.

 

Granted, now they're whiny whores instead

I wish it was Friday today