Corrupt A Wish

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  1. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    Granted, but it's Friday the thirteenth. (It really is! :lol:)

    I wish I had a drum kit.
     
  2. The Joesen One

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    Granted. Your drum kit is that mini drum for kids that only has one drum and two sticks.

    I wish I would have the same timezone as you guys.
     
  3. Vdalem

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    Granted but it's now 6:23 am so you'll still be up!

    I wish I can lose 20 more lbs.
     
  4. The Joesen One

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    Granted. You'll be forever in that weight.

    I wish I knew why VDalem keeps fantasizing about Joe.
     
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  5. Liz

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    Granted, but your brain and eyes are now damaged for life

    I wish it was monday!
     
  6. Minus

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    Granted, but you have to spend that Monday picking needles out of your hands continuously.

    I wish to sleep.
     
  7. Liz

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    Granted, you'll never wake up

    I wish my bed was closer to my chair
     
  8. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but its a bed of nails

    I wish I didn't have to save this thread
     
  9. Vdalem

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    Granted but you're going to be stuck here forever!

    I wish I had an oreo cookie.
     
  10. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but its half eaten

    I wish my ear didn't ache.
     
  11. Liz

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    Granted, but now your throat hurts and a LOT worse

    I wish it was Friday today
     
  12. The Joesen One

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    Granted. Rebecca Black's song is at your bedside.

    I wish I can see the music video today.
     
  13. Liz

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    Granted, but the video burns both your ears and eyes out

    I wish I could sleep more
     
  14. The Joesen One

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    Yes, you see Leonardo DiCaprio dying in Titanic over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

    I wish my summer vacation would be longer. :(
     
  15. Liz

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    Granted, but you'll get hailstorms, snowstorms and it's -15 degrees celsius!

    I wish time would move faster
     
  16. Gloomy Mushroom

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    Granted. Time moves so fast that in a few seconds it takes you to read this, you die from old age.

    I wish my LPU stuff comes quicker.
     
  17. Liz

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    Granted, but they sent you the wrong stuff

    I wish I wasn't so lazy!
     
  18. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you now cant sleep

    I wish for a new LP song
     
  19. Bradley

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    Granted, but it's an interlude.

    I wish my upper back would stop hurting!
     
  20. Liz

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    Granted, but now your lower back hurts instead, and much worse.

    I wish my legs and feet didn't hurt
     

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