Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you head explodes.

    I wish I would revise
     
  2. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted you revised on rocket science

    i wish i didn't have to do the test again
     
  3. Liz

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    Granted, but you fail the whole course

    I wish it didn't snow/rain outside
     
  4. Super Sonic

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    Granted, its now inside

    I wish time would go quicker.
     
  5. Vdalem

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    Granted but going to fast, you're 75 before you realized it
    I wish I had a napkin
     
  6. Liz

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    Granted, but it's used

    I wish it could be a longer weekend
     
  7. Blackened

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    Granted, now it's monday.

    I wish XBOX 360's didn't break so much.
     
  8. Liz

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    Granted, it breaks ALOT

    I wish my eyes would stop itching
     
  9. @LP2K12

    @LP2K12 Est. 2K12

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    Granted, but I've removed your eyes.

    I wish I was at the beach.
     
  10. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    Granted, the sea is full of whale shit. :lol:

    I wish I had a cowboy hat.
     
  11. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but its too small

    I wish for a hair cut
     
  12. PandasFTW

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    Granted, but the hairdresser (?) is drunk.

    I wish i had an iPad 3
     
  13. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but its screen is broke

    I wish my drink was colder
     
  14. Liz

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    Granted, it's now ice and undrinkable

    I wish it wasn't monday tomorrow
     
  15. Super Sonic

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    Granted, its Monday morning now

    I wish that I'd sleep better tonight
     
  16. Liz

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    Granted, but you can't sleep more the next coming week

    I wish it was May 12th
     
  17. snailharvest

    snailharvest nice

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    Granted, you slept until the day LP broke up.

    I wish LIVING THINGS was out already!
     
  18. Liz

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    Granted, but you can't listen to it... ever!

    I wish time would stop
     
  19. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but there only a bit better

    I wish it would slow down
     
  20. Liz

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    Granted, but only for a minute

    I wish 30 Seconds to Mars would release a new album
     

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