Corrupt A Wish

Granted. But then the hottest girl on earth knocks your door and you won't answer.

I wish I had a new computer.

 

Granted. You get an Apple I.

I wish I can enter Sonic's mind.

 

Granted, but you will find its empty.

I wish my mind had something in it

 

Granted but it's just a potato

I wish I had a new car.

 

Granted, but there's no engine

I wish my laptop would work properly!

 

Granted, but then it takes a fall from up the stairs and breaks into pieces.

I wish I was graduated from college now.

 

Granted, but you can't find a job.

I wish turtles to ice skate.

 

Huh? Granted, but all the ice in the world melts

I wish I was always right

 

Dude, that one is really difficult..

Granted, but in one of your frustrations you scream "all of this can go to hell!!", and the entire world ends up in hell. (< well I tried )

I wish I had a better guitar.

 

Granted, you got Brad Delson's guitar. Then he borrowed it for a concert and smashed it. Linkin Park's Guitar Tech doesn't like you. Brad gave it back, though, so it's not all bad...

I wish this really cute guy at school would ask me out.

 

Granted. The hottest guy asked you out but he got sick and can't come to date.

I wish I wasn't home sick.

 

Granted, you saw Mr. Hahn the next day and tried to ask for his autograph but you slip and paralyze your legs and embarass yourself in front of Hahn who quickly avoids you.

I wish I wouldn't get dizzy today.

 

Granted, but you become sick instead

I wish that we win tonight

 

Granted, but then you lose the last 2 games and City wins both so you still lose the league. (So glad to corrupt that wish )

I wish I had the fastest internet connection ever.

 

Granted, but you cant connect it to your computer

I wish that technology was better

 

Granted, but then the machines rise and kill us all.

I wish LIVING THINGS will drop tomorrow

 

Granted, but it turns out to be another prank from Trollnoda.

I wish I won't be seasick.

 

Granted, but instead you have ebola.

I wish my hands weren't so fucked up

 

Granted. You have no hands.

I wish I had some TINFOIL to play with.

 

Granted, but im full of LIES, GREED and MISERY.

I wish for ALL CAPS LOCK on everything