Djinni's Resolve. (Or How to Destroy Dreams.)

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    Jesse

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    Don't tell me what to do! I made this thread, bro! :kappa:


    Wish destroyed: Netflix caught up on Doctor Who but every episode automatically streams the American US Fox Movie after 5 minutes of playback for each episode.


    I wish Pidgeon would stop pointing out I have to make wishes.
     
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    Wish destroyed. I will scrutinize you at every opportunity . See you at your next birthday party.

    I wish for marble cake at Jesse's next birthday party!
     
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    Wish destroyed. He gets the cake but can't taste it.

    I wish I didn't have to deal with these damn kids.
     
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    :rofl:

    I wish I knew if he was doing this just to spite me at this point.
     
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    Whatever are you talking about? :shifty:

    Wish destroyed, you continue to question it until you go mad and pull out all of your awesome hair, in which he sews a giant phallic object out of.

    I wish for the universe to stop being an asshole.
     
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    Granted. All assholes either change their ways or are shoved off a cliff.

    I wish I wasn't so tired when I get home from school.
     
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    Granted because I feel your pain.

    I wish everybody could love black metal as I do.
     
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    Destroyed. People love black metal so much they've stopped making other music. Snoop Lion changes his name to Snoop Berserk and Katy Perry becomes the lead singer of The Archbishop.

    I wish I could go to space.
     
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    Destroyed, Gravity becomes on your story.

    I wish I could make my imagination come to life.
     
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    Granted. Your imagination comes to life and will be enriching the human race to the last of days.

    I wish I could ice skate.
     
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    Granted. And coincidentally, the one teaching you to skate is your crush.

    I wish I would have a great summer.
     
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    Awesome, another version of the Wish thread! I loved that thread!

    Destroyed: Ragnarök happens

    I wish I could visit my parents
     
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    Granted, 'cause I'm a good guy.

    I wish I don't get a bad grade in biology tomorrow.
     
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    Destroyed, there's a test on the female anatomy and mass awkwardness ensues.

    I wish I could be in a band.
     
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    Destroyed: You join a band but it sucks and is laughed at

    I wish I was a successful writer
     
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    Destroyed: You're a successful writer but your books are reviewed worse than any other book out there.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.
     
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    Wish granted: You write many novels and and poems that have huge fanbases, you also party with J.K Rowling, Kristin Cashore, Stephen King and Haruki Murakami.

    I wish I didn't get ninja'd.
     
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    Destroyed. Everybody will ninja you until you fade into obscurity.

    I wish it wasn't 35 degrees celsius next week.
     
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    Destroyed: You get -10 and a snowstorm

    I wish my nose wasn't so stuffed
     
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    Granted, your nose isn't stuffed anymore and from now on you're able to pick up even the faintest odour.

    I wish my laptop wasn't so damaged.
     

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