Granted: 'Cause I want it to be Friday too, RIGHT NOW. I wish that NBC's Hannibal gets renewed for a third season.
Wish destroyed: He shows up and asks you where he can find me so that he can take me in your stead. I wish I did not have a toothache.
Wish Destroyed: Your toothache persists. You later come to realize that you have a toothache in every single one of your teeth. The pain is so strong that your gums can't take it any longer, causing all your teeth to fall out. You are now good enough to be in the turtle club. I wish my Speech Pathology class would end already.
Destroyed: you keep failing it and you have to pass to go on with your life I wish I didn't have two exams coming up
Destroyed: You don't have two exams coming up, you have one hundred. I wish more people were playing.
Destroyed: You have Cheetos but they've fallen all over the floor. I wish to know for a fact if other intelligent life exists outside of our solar system.
Wish Granted: Your wish is fulfilled, however, your answer is given via an Alien Invasion; they need our planet for survival. Because of you, the entire human race was exterminated. Those who pledged loyalty to the invaders lived in slavery for all of eternity. The humans curse the name "Jesse" for eons to come. I wish that I could play bass guitar.
You did it wrong. You're not suppose to corrupt wishes that are granted. Wish destroyed: You can play bass but everyone on the earth has become deaf and your musicianship goes on unappreciated for eons. I wish I had a new phone.
Granted/destroyed (couldn't decide which one for this xD): You now have a Nokia 3310 I wish the weather could decide whether to be cold or warm...
Wish granted: It's now the perfect temperature to read and snuggle comfortable in your bed and feel a slight breeze through the window. I wish my sense of taste would come back.
Wish Destroyed: It magically becomes 2am in all timezones forever. I wish I had more than one Katana.
Destroyed: You can draw but you get recruited to draw anime 24/7 as prisoner in a dungeon. I wish some people weren't so stupid.