Djinni's Resolve. (Or How to Destroy Dreams.)

Granted: I know that fear all too well

I wish my shift would end already.

 

Granted: You're having fun!

I wish I could get this damn controller to work with Win8.

 

Destroyed. The controller disintegrates.

I wish Behemoth would come tomorrow.

 

Wish Granted: Behemoth holds a show in Denver, and asks Pidgey to create the setlist for them. He reacts with exuberant joy.

I wish that I had Deliverance.

 

Destroyed - All copies seize to exist - even digital ones.

I wish I could stay up all night playing Pokemon Y

 

Destroyed. Your game crashes and you have to wait until tomorrow to buy a new copy.

I wish I can get to an LP concert.

 

Wish Destroyed: You receive tickets, only to find that Linkin Park splits up the day before your concert.

I wish Dream Theater would tour Texas.

 

Wish granted; Dream Theater tours Texas however you're in Kazakhstan at the time.

I wish I'd go study.

 

Wish destroyed: You have fun and fail all tests.

I wish I had some more RAM for this laptop.

 

Granted, you have infinite RAM!

I wish I had something good to drink.

 

Destroyed - you have a disgusting drink that will make you throw up if you drink it

I wish I didn't have literature class tomorrow...

 

Destroyed: lit class will go on as scheduled! DUH DUH DUH!

I wish this place would just give me a job already!

 

Destroyed: You get a job but one of your first tasks is to fire 5 people, including yourself.