Face of Jesus appears in ultrasound scan

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    Suicide King

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    Next up: Jesus appears on a hobo's half eaten fish sandwhich. World goes wild.
     
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    Might be a bit controversial. :lol:
     
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    Ridiculous.
     
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    :lol: !
     
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    Not fucking again. <_<
     
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    Maëlle

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    Jesus' face, Jesus face.. pfff as unclear as it is, it could be the face of anybody!
     
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    Aha so you noticed the big ears too,eh? :wth:
     
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    I see a staple remover.

    Hmm. <_<
     
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    :lol:

    News Flash!!!
    Jesus doesn't only remove sins...that's right...he removes staples!!! (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)
     
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    Omar A

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    Don't see it.

    This is what i see:

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    Exactly. i bet you half the people who see it only see it because they are told its there, so they just think they see it... if you know what i mean (which you probably don't because that makes no sense to me either, but i know what i ment.) plus no-one actualy knows what jesus may have looked like, so really when people say 'look its jesus!' they could be completely wrong. (all this is assuming jesus existed.) [/b][/quote]
    Exactly, its all mental. If you think youre going to see it, you see it. Unless you're our buddy Omar over here who saw a penis. What's that saying about him? ;)
     
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    OMG it is jesus! He's sending us a coded message via some lady's ultra-scan, this is no laughing matter guys, all of you repent! Jesus is comming, the ultra-sound foreshadow's his return!
     
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    *bows down*

    The Saviour has come again.



    :rolleyes:
    I'm agnostic, btw. But If I was forced to be a religion, it be Christianity.
     
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    ...and people ask me why I'm athiest.

    Besides, how do we know what Jesus looked like?
     
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    Apparently we do. :mellow:
     
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    LOLZ
     
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    LOLLERSKATES OMFG I SAW JESUS. (w00t)
     
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    This is one of those things that if someone hadn't said anything to you, you wouldn't have seen anything. Your mind has that idea in it and thusly you see it automatically. If I had posted this saying "Elephant Found In Ultrasound" you would have seen an elephant.

    ...okay, maybe and elephant is a little obsurred. What about Santa?
     
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    Fuck, all I see is a bunny.





    Where the fuck do they get Jesus from? If they think it's Jesus, it's only Brian Welch.
     
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    I see a woman.
     

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