Funny Jokes

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    Mr. Benzedrine

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    Mr. Benzedrine, Mar 13, 2004



    What is your favourite joke?

    What is one that sticks in your mind and that you tell all your friends?

    Mines is: What do you call a pair of bananas?


    Slippers!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Well i no thats not funny but, who cares

    Also, please remember the keep it clean rule. Thanks
     
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    Ppr:Kut

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    Ppr:Kut, Mar 13, 2004



    mine is:

    If silence is golden, why is Metallica so popular? :mellow:


    it's funny for me...
     
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    TeMpEsT, Mar 13, 2004



    "When I'm down, I just think of the siamese twin who has a gay brother, and that his brother's boyfriend is coming over tonight while they have to share the same ass."

    I think that's one of my favorites that I can remember.
     
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    Kate

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    Kate, Mar 14, 2004



    When you die, if they give you a choice between heaven and pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmm boy. --Jack Handy
     
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    Matt

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    Matt, Mar 14, 2004



    Are we allowed to put "yo momma's so fat..." jokes?
     
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    ass_kicker, Mar 14, 2004



    im being my old self again... im so slow... i dont get your jokes people... i suck at getting jokes you know.
     
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    Kæton

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    Kæton, Mar 14, 2004



    We had one of these, before. If the jokes get too offensive, this will be closed.
     
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    Mechanical Christ

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    Mechanical Christ, Mar 18, 2004



    Take a listen to George Carlin if you want a laugh.
    George Carlin

    Just scroll down till you see a "George Carlin Fan Station" and click on Listen. Then your don't have to do anything but listen.

    WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS :p
     

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