Have you Ever....

A. No.

Q. Have you ever stopped to think we have too many repetitive, pointless topics?

 

Sometimes, but not today.


Have you ever killed someone?

 

in my dreams.... to many times...

have you ever killed an amimal?

 

No, ive eaten one


Have you ever fallen in love?

 

of course not.

Have you ever walked in on somebody using the bathroom (like on a plane.... it's no fun )

 

Nope...Thank God




Have you ever..........................erm......................forgot what you.................................were...........................going to.....................erm...........................say?

 

Many times..

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you passed out?

 

Not yet.

Have you ever just stopped and thought: "What the ####?"

 

All the time.

Have you ever been handed a gun and then told to end yourself?

 

Nope.

Have you ever been on a diet?

 

No.

Have you ever beat someone up?

 

yes, and guess whos next


have you ever pooped yourself in public?

 

In the ages I wasn't wearing a diaper. No.

Have you ever had a bad biking experience. (Yes, I did, and I feel like a big scab!)

 

yes, sore sore sore sore!


have u ever had to streak?

 

Had to no! Dared to, Yes!

Have you ever been dared to kiss the same sex?
(Yes! and I ate dirt instead!)

 

yes! but me and the guy didnt want it to happen so i went up really close and just made a kiss noise


have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex

 

Nope.

Have you ever been held up by gunpoint outside a Target store and then forced into the back of a limousine where you then met the crime lord of a giant nation-wide criminal syndicate and forced to carry out their criminal-ish ways else you'd be killed?

 

yes, twice


have u ever noticed my post?

 

No, never.

Have you ever wanted to answer questions that have already got answered?

 

nope, are u coming onto me?


have u ever loved me?